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[Meghan Tonjes @meghantonjes]

This year has been so endlessly traumatic, I’m on the edge of laughter constantly because who wrote this PLOT? like, bitch I have notes.

[Kim Congdon @kimberlycongdon]

Not to brag but what a time to be childless

[claire @ClaireSmeltzer]

@gracehelbig @ElliottcMorgan But why does @ElliottcMorgan look like Rhett and Link had a child together and he’s the outcome?

[claire @ClaireSmeltzer]

@JustJeramy I know riveting

[claire @ClaireSmeltzer]

So do I start live tweeting my POV of my roommates night from my bedroom?? Or???

[claire @ClaireSmeltzer]

Very little talking. I’ve heard the office theme song so I’m off to bed. It’s been a journey

[claire @ClaireSmeltzer]

3/4 remain. Where did the fourth go?? Home? I will never know.

[claire @ClaireSmeltzer]

All quiet on the western front..... should I be concerned?

[claire @ClaireSmeltzer]

Everyone’s yelling. Friendships destroyed. My other roommate let’s call her Sairha is still confused on how the game works.

[claire @ClaireSmeltzer]

I gave them some Halloween candy, let’s see how sugar being added to the mix plays out.

[claire @ClaireSmeltzer]

They have begun a game of Dutch Blitz. 2/4 of them know how to play. My one roommate, let’s call her Sammanta knows how to play and is aggressively winning each round.

[claire @ClaireSmeltzer]

It’s a Thursday night, about 11:30pm. They have 2 friends over so 4 people in total (you know just trying to give you a visual)

[claire @ClaireSmeltzer]

A thread as they call it.

[green chyna @CORNYASSBITCH]

Being Beyoncé’s assistant for the day: DONT GET FIRED THREAD

[Chelsea @ChelseaBours]

Someone tell me how my dumb ass sister tried to apply to Old Navy online and accidentally applied to join the U.S. Navy and now she has recruiters contacting her😂

[Kim Kardashian @KimKardashian]

What we do on maternity leave....
Directed and Choreographed by North 🤠 @lilnasx

[Mat George @matchu_chutrain]

Someone left this at my apartment. What could they POSSIBLY be eating with this tiny of a spoon???

[aspen @patroclussteve]

they defeated toxic masculinity with this one video

[claire @ClaireSmeltzer]

Gone Are The Days https://t.co/GqkqGPmFH7 Vote for this humans!! Last day