Claire

(She/Her)
That bitch

[Claire @Claire_rror]

Felt cute last night

[Claire @Claire_rror]

Falcos will high laser enough times in a row to get f-smashed and think you're the problem

[Claire @Claire_rror]

Does he just type "fox puff" and look for people saying anything pro fox?

[Claire @Claire_rror]

@notahussy For so many reason naur

[Claire @Claire_rror]

Currently taking submissions for good last names that start with the letter b

[j. k. rawrling @bruhgaming15]

huge day for people who play the character i don’t like in the video game we both play

[Claire @Claire_rror]

"You're a terrible bartender but you're cute so it's fine"
I didn't know there were still guys like that out there, like that's some 25 cent soda misogyny

[Claire @Claire_rror]

Is anyone that's not Tucker Carlson selling this hat?

[Grace @gracecamille_]

unfortunately Tucker Carlson merch is so hard

[🌚 Lida 🌝 @notahussy]

Today, a record number of people will die from heat stroke, alcohol poisoning, and blowing themselves up, but you're gonna find a way to blame it on immigrants and trans people. Happy 4th. God fuck America.

[Claire @Claire_rror]

"What if Jesus gave you a low tapered fade"

[Claire @Claire_rror]

"Our coffee contains a clinically insignificant amount of cockroaches"
-Avery

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

One thing they don't tell you about the “push a button for a million dollars but someone you don't know dıės” hypothetical is that literally every billionaire is effectively pressing that button as much as they can all the time just because that's how exploitation works

[Claire @Claire_rror]

To the very drunk guy last night that yelled "That's fucked bro, it's pride month" idk wtf the other guy said but you're real for that

[Claire @Claire_rror]

I should get a new piercing

[Claire @Claire_rror]

I've been laughing at this for like 10 minutes now

[Daniel Tenreiro @TenreiroDaniel]

@Pontifex Holy Father the post will perform better if you append the url in a threaded reply as opposed to linking it in the tweet

[Claire @Claire_rror]

Nobody wished me a happy mother's day yesterday, might be washed

[Claire @Claire_rror]

Happy May Day!

[Claire @Claire_rror]

@AaronBarte Lmaooooooo

[Claire @Claire_rror]

Imagine if instead of Coldforce it was some shit like Knipples

[Liv. 🤍 @OIiviaaaaAAAA]

right wingers calling someones smash tag their "codename" is the funniest shit to come out of this