Claire Howson

I'm full of surprises!!

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@AlrightMary @yarasofiapr looks like David LaChappelle

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I am sitting in the sun eating cheese, drinking wine, listening to @bsapod, my dog at my feet, and there’s nothing I’d rather be doing

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Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

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@w_terrence @realDonaldTrump Y’all are the worst

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I’d like you all to meet Harry, my new roommate #dachshundsofinstagram https://t.co/5zVdIn9Fwu

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This years #city2surf looked a little difference @ Narrabeen Lagoon Trail https://t.co/sGxe31eHqI

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@TheDailyShow @zachbraff @jordanklepper Good luck America, good luck

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My NSW RFS award sitting pride of place #nswrfs https://t.co/hHgfLAX5Yu

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Any tips for keeping a straight face while someone with less experience mansplains a topic you’ve devoted 12 years to would be greatly appreciated!

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@TIFF_NET 2017 - 30 films in 10 days

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@acmediaa @AnnHowson

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@CliveFPalmer Here’s a better idea, you should quit and go live in a hole! Sounds good?

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@thomaslennon He blocked me too because I said I didn’t like his movies, but not before accusing me of following him (the nerve), and calling me a fool. Oh well, c’est la vie.

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@piersmorgan You’re pregnant

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Maybe not such a nice person?

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Is there really anything I need to know about #samanthaarmytage ? I’m sure she’s a nice person but not knowing intimate details about her will probably impact my life in no way whatsoever.

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I would 100% listen to a podcast about the lives of Lisa and Harry and their adventures with your parents @AlrightMary

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Happy birthday to me. Thank you for the flowers

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I am devastated! I just found out that we don’t get ANZAC day as a weekday public holiday this year. I know this may sound entitled, considering a lot of people have lost jobs or are essential workers who wouldn’t have this day off anyway, but this information has ruined my day.