Claire Perkins 🎀

Creative for People Who Like Nice Things

[Claire Perkins 🎀 @Claireperkcom]

@elconde_nad0 A man on TikTok just used Celtic sea salt in his butter bell and opened it to find a living brine shrimp swimming around

[Claire Perkins 🎀 @Claireperkcom]

@difficultpatty There’s a third option that involves nothing but chaos

[Neil Sherwin @neilsherwin]

Grating cheese in the stadium is wild 🤣 #GBvsCHI

[alli @sonofalli]

babe are you ok? it’s q2 and you’ve barely touched your “q1 roadmap”

[Bih U thinking small when U need 2 be thinking BIG @prettyneverfade]

me: going to bed on time tonight

also me @ bedtime: “I gotta figure out who killed Jonbenet ramsey”

[Claire Perkins 🎀 @Claireperkcom]

@ohhanxiety Sleeping 10-12 hours a night

[Dylan O'Sullivan @DylanoA4]

It’s the greatest gig in the world, being alive. You get to eat at Denny’s, wear a hat, whatever you wanna do.

— Norm Macdonald, 2017

[sophie @netcapgirl]

“it’s usually $800 but i bought it for $200, so i saved $600”

[Claire Perkins 🎀 @Claireperkcom]

Hi friends!

My Unhinged Holiday Gift Guide is back this year, and worse than ever.

Through Black Friday, I will be sharing more than 1,000 unhinged gift ideas for yourselves, your men, kids and Samantha Jones. 🛍️🎀

Enjoy!

https://t.co/JFod71heZh

[eric curtin @_ericcurtin]

my friends hired an austin powers impersonator to show up at my birthday party here is my reaction to him walking in

[Claire Perkins 🎀 @Claireperkcom]

@nypost He used to be my hall pass

[aaalex 🪩🎀✨ lestat’s tour manager @dunebarbie]

my current olympics obsession is henrik christiansen, this swimmer from norway who’s obsessed with the chocolate muffins in the olympic village and can’t stop making tiktoks about them

[Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE]

I don't understand how people can hate these lil friends 🕊️

[Claire Perkins 🎀 @Claireperkcom]

🥪 🎀 ℜ𝔬𝔪𝔞𝔫𝔱𝔦𝔠𝔦𝔷𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔏𝔲𝔫𝔠𝔥 🎀 🥪

🥹 Support #teamariana, @musickillskate and @somethingabouther with some feminine sandwichwear, including the collage we licensed for merch 💕

https://t.co/3DRUKIF8oh https://t.co/aQzDo01ZT0

[Claire Perkins 🎀 @Claireperkcom]

Revenge is a dish best served cold (cuts). #teamariana #somethingabouther #Scandoval #PumpRules
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