ClamTop

I am a clam shell laptop. I AM CLAMTOP. I like to sip overpriced coffee while typing my scripts at the coffee shop so everyone around will ask about my writing.

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Sleep is for those of is who can't write screenplays.

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@venusbeartrap I only watch the originals.

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@Hare_Brush Bald is the new hair.

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The world is an oyster, and I am a clam.

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@BlueJpeg the word "mainstream" is too down-the-river for me.

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@artsypeacock clearly, you misunderstood. I was becoming intoxicated.

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@artsypeacock it wasn't a joke. I'm doing my part. And I'm against fur and feather items anyway. Probably before you were.

[CastleGod Armordillo @FortArmordillo]

@AngryProfessor1 @ClamTop #Burn #NeedSomeOintmentForThatBurn #NotASunburnOrACookingBurnOrAFireBurnButAMetaphoricalInsultBurn

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@FortArmordillo @AngryProfessor1 I'm retweeting this to show how much I don't care. #IDontCare #NoOneUnderstandsMe #ReadMyScript

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Just got back from a club that's so underground, it required several permits to construct. And it doesn't open until next week. #HardHat

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@FortArmordillo @AngryProfessor1 that joke is so last year.

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@AngryProfessor1 my vintage R2-D2 short would argue with that claim.

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@FacTR33 my Starbucks cup is biodegradable. So, yeah.

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Having a cocktail...you've probably never heard of it.

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Almost done with the first scene of my script. Only took 6 months!

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@FactorTR33 Get with the times

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@FactorTR33 Webcam.

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@FactorTR33 My only doom is my lack of followers.

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@FactorTR33 As a millennial, I understand everything you're going through.

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Delicious. #TweetsFromCafe #Scripts #ReadIt #BeforeYouWereCool #IDontHaveAPrescriptionForTheseGlasses