CastleGod Armordillo

Just a totally s̶p̶a̶s̶t̶i̶c̶ ALL KNOWING, OMNIPOTENT armadillo who d̶o̶e̶s̶n̶'̶t̶ ALWAYS know what's going on. Did I also mention people live inside my body?

[CastleGod Armordillo @FortArmordillo]

@AngryProfessor1 @ClamTop #Burn #NeedSomeOintmentForThatBurn #NotASunburnOrACookingBurnOrAFireBurnButAMetaphoricalInsultBurn

[CastleGod Armordillo @FortArmordillo]

Walked through a shady alleyway today, and now I'm getting reports that leprosy is running rampant through my population. Lol. #NotMyProblem

[CastleGod Armordillo @FortArmordillo]

@AngryProfessor1 Which is exactly why my silly advisors are now shivering somewhere under some bushes. #SorryNotSorry

[CastleGod Armordillo @FortArmordillo]

My advisors told me that I should take up papier-mâché or knitting as a way to calm my virulent temper. I promptly exiled them. #GoodToBeGod

[CastleGod Armordillo @FortArmordillo]

Rat attack! Rat infestation in the local pub! Don't know how that works considering rats are like... my size. #CastleGodProblems #PlagueV2

[CastleGod Armordillo @FortArmordillo]

@Tochukaso_INC Hell yeah! Hopefully I don't get radiation poising while visiting sunny Fukushima! #WheresMyHazmatSuit #Cancer #CanWeGetSushi

[CastleGod Armordillo @FortArmordillo]

@Tochukaso_INC You want me to go to the site of the Fukishima Power Plant disaster? Hmm.. I'm sure I can squeeze that trip into my schedule.

[CastleGod Armordillo @FortArmordillo]

@SquirrelEyeView They're like termites. It's getting a bit out of control. I fear they may shortly have enough numbers to revolt against me.

[CastleGod Armordillo @FortArmordillo]

@SquirrelEyeView I already packaged his half to be sent off. For some reason like an hour later the population had doubled back again. Weird

[CastleGod Armordillo @FortArmordillo]

@SquirrelEyeView I feel ya. I had to take cover under some shrubbs- my castle started flooding! Lost half the population to drowning. #Soggy

[CastleGod Armordillo @FortArmordillo]

I heard the royal family is re-doing the bathrooms in the west hall. I shall punish them later for not notifying me. #WhyDoMyKidneysHurt

[CastleGod Armordillo @FortArmordillo]

@Tochukaso_INC I need a couple left to impart my infinite dictatorship upon. I'll split them. Do you want the top half or the bottom half?

[CastleGod Armordillo @FortArmordillo]

@Tochukaso_INC I have a full civilization living in me. How many tiny humans would you want?

[CastleGod Armordillo @FortArmordillo]

My citizens begged me to be a kinder ruler. I said no. Heh.
#Dreamcrusher #ManiacalLaughing #MayNeedPsychiatricHelp

[CastleGod Armordillo @FortArmordillo]

@HungryRacoon I can sacrifice some of my townspeople to help ease your hunger, if you'd like.

[CastleGod Armordillo @FortArmordillo]

My people tried to revolt today- I just went for a lovely swim and drowned half of their population, though. #BowDownToArmordillo #Opression

[CastleGod Armordillo @FortArmordillo]

@growlithe49 YOU DARE TO HAVE A NAME CLOSE TO MINE?

[CastleGod Armordillo @FortArmordillo]

A fire broke out in my east wing today. The castle-folk are screaming way too loudly. Also, why do I smell like burnt marshmallows? #Crispy

[CastleGod Armordillo @FortArmordillo]

Offered 20 of my citizens as sacrifice to the neighborhood felines in an attempt at a peace pact. It didn't go well. #CatScratch #RabiesLuv

[CastleGod Armordillo @FortArmordillo]

Played with an ant today and crushed it ):
Now I know what it feels like to be a God.
I shall rule over my population with an iron claw.