Clamoring Karl

Hi, I am Karl Hamburger and these are the facts. Parody!

[Clamoring Karl @ClamoringKarl]

THANKSGIVING EXCLUSIVE: @AARONIMHOLTE WAS MARRIED FROM 2012-2019...

WHY DID YOU LEAVE YOUR EX-WIFE ASHLEY...WHAT DID YOU DO?

I AM THANKFUL THAT ASHLEY IS FINALLY HAPPY...WITH HER NEW HUSBAND BAYLEN.

[Clamoring Karl @ClamoringKarl]

IT'S THE FIRST OF THE MONTH @AARONIMHOLTE...YOU SHOULD BE SENDING MORE THAN $800 EACH MONTH. DO THE RIGHT THING.

[Clamoring Karl @ClamoringKarl]

I KNOW WHO YOU ARE @MUTTERINGJ...

[Clamoring Karl @ClamoringKarl]

HAPPY NEW YEAR @AARONIMHOLTE...HOPE YOU SAVED YOUR $800

[Clamoring Karl @ClamoringKarl]

HAPPY NEW YEAR @MUTTERINGJ...

SOMEONE CLOSE TO YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU ARE NOT DOING TOO WELL...

SOUNDS LIKE YOU ARE STILL OBSESSING OVER @CHRISSIEMAYR REJECTING YOU...BETTER LUCK NEXT YEAR CREEP!!!!!!

[Clamoring Karl @ClamoringKarl]

WORLD EXCLUSIVE: @MUTTERINGJ WAS ONCE ARRESTED FOR CHILD ENDANGERMENT...

[Clamoring Karl @ClamoringKarl]

I KNOW WHO YOU ARE @MUTTERINGJ...

[Clamoring Karl @ClamoringKarl]

MERRY CHRISTMAS TO...

CREEPY "JOURNALIST" @MUTTERINGJ
RACIST @WHOARETHESEPOD
PEDO @RELOCATIONBOSS
ANTISEMITE "COMEDIAN" @CHRISSIEMAYR
CHEATER @AARONIMHOLTE

[Clamoring Karl @ClamoringKarl]

MERRY CHRISTMAS @MUTTERINGJ...

MAYBE YOU GET SOME HELP & STOP LYING ABOUT WHO YOU REALLY ARE...

MAYBE @WEIRDMEDICINE CAN MAKE A HOUSE CALL TO YOUR BASEMENT AND TREAT YOU...

[Clamoring Karl @ClamoringKarl]

UH OH...HAS @MUTTERINGJ GONE ON HOLIDAY OR IS THE CREEPY COWARD FINALLY GIVING UP...

@MUTTERINGJ IS A STALKER

[Clamoring Karl @ClamoringKarl]

I KNOW WHO YOU ARE @MUTTERINGJ...

YOU NEVER GRADUATED FROM OXFORD...
YOU ARE NOT A JOURNALIST...
YOU ARE A CREEPY LOSER THAT STALKS PEOPLE ONLINE...
YOU POST PHOTOS OF UNDERAGE KIDS...
YOU PRAISE DOMESTIC ABUSERS...
YOU ARE A PEDOPHILE...

PROVE THAT I'M WRONG!!!

[Clamoring Karl @ClamoringKarl]

OH @MUTTERINGJ COME OUT COME OUT WHEREVER YOU ARE...

NEED A "JOURNALIST" TO HELP CRACK A BIG CASE...

[Clamoring Karl @ClamoringKarl]

I KNOW WHO YOU ARE @MUTTERINGJ...

YOU NEVER GRADUATED FROM OXFORD...
YOU ARE NOT A JOURNALIST...
YOU ARE A CREEPY LOSER THAT STALKS PEOPLE ONLINE...
YOU POST PHOTOS OF UNDERAGE KIDS...
YOU PRAISE DOMESTIC ABUSERS...

PROVE THAT I'M WRONG!!!

[Clamoring Karl @ClamoringKarl]

FATHER'S DAY IS NOT UNTIL JUNE BUT MY VOTE IS FOR @ARONIMHOLTE!!!!

HE WAS A SHITTY DAD & A SHITTIER HUSBAND...CONGRATS ON WHAT YOU DID @AARONIMHOLTE!!!!

[Clamoring Karl @ClamoringKarl]

WORLD EXCLUSIVE: @AARONIMHOLTE ADMITTED TO CHEATING ON HIS WIFE ASHLEY WHILE THEY WERE MARRIED!!!!!!!

@MUTTERINGJ WHAT HAPPENED TO "SOLIDARITY TO MY SISTERS"...? @MUTTERINGK IS ALL TALK...CREEPY COWARD

[Clamoring Karl @ClamoringKarl]

"JOURNALIST" UPDATE: @MUTTERINGJ KEEPS PLAYING IN AN IMAGINARY WORLD...

EVERYONE IS WAITING FOR YOU TO PROVE YOU WROTE A SINGLE ARTICLE FOR A REAL PAPER...

@MUTTERINGJ WAS THE COFFEE BOY IN THE MAIL ROOM...YOU CAN TAKE THAT TO THE BANK!!!!!!!

[Clamoring Karl @ClamoringKarl]

HYPOCRITE ALERT: @MUTTERINGJ IS A FAKE...

@MUTTERINGJ SUPPORTS @AARONIMHOLTE...SCUM THAT BODY SHAMES WOMEN AND LEFT HIS 2 KIDS AND EX-WIFE WHILE SHE WAS PREGNANT...

@MUTTERINGJ PRAISES ANTHONY CUMIA...RACIST SCUM THAT BEATS WOMEN...

@MUTTERINGJ HATES WOMEN!!!!

[Clamoring Karl @ClamoringKarl]

I KNOW WHO YOU ARE @MUTTERINGJ...

YOU NEVER GRADUATED FROM OXFORD...
YOU ARE NOT A JOURNALIST...
YOU ARE A CREEPY LOSER THAT STALKS PEOPLE ONLINE...
YOU POST PHOTOS OF UNDERAGE KIDS...

PROVE THAT I AM WRONG!!!!

[Clamoring Karl @ClamoringKarl]

WORLD EXCLUSIVE: @AARONIMHOLTE LEFT HIS EX-WIFE WHILE SHE WAS PREGNANT WITH THEIR 3RD KID...GROSS!!!!!!!

WHY DID AARON LEAVE? WAS @AARONIMHOLTE CHEATING WITH @APRIL_IMHOLTE? PEOPLE WANT ANSWERS...

MAYBE @MUTTERINGJ SHOULD BE A REAL "JOURNALIST" & LOOK INTO THIS...WHAT SAY YOU?

[Clamoring Karl @ClamoringKarl]

"IRRETRIEVABLE BREAKDOWN OF THE MARRIAGE RELATIONSHIP"...WHAT DID YOU DO @AARONIMHOLTE??????

WHY DID YOU DITCH YOUR 2 KIDS & EX-WIFE WHILE SHE WAS PREGNANT??

"JOURNALIST" @MUTTERINGJ MIGHT WANT TO LOOK INTO THIS GROSS STORY...YOU CAN TAKE IT TO THE BANK!!!!

[Clamoring Karl @ClamoringKarl]

WORLD EXCLUSIVE: @AARONIMHOLTE LEFT HIS TWO KIDS & WIFE WHILE SHE WAS PREGNANT...

WAS @APRIL_IMHOLTE THE REASON?????

"JOURNALIST" @MUTTERINGJ SHOULD PROVE THEY SUPPORT WOMEN & LOOK INTO THIS...