James Christie

Husband, Father, Teacher, all around Good Guy.

[the moon’s wife @bookishseawitch]

good morning to every english teacher who woke up this morning like “today’s the day I assign a short story that will haunt them till the day they die”

[James Christie @ClanChristie]

Whooo doggies that was fun!

[James Christie @ClanChristie]

Gone Phishing

[James Christie @ClanChristie]

@fuzzyhummus likes to prank me by revealing that whatever I just ate and enjoyed has quinoa and/or flax seed in it. “Did you like it? Well it’s chock full of flax seed!” #punked

[James Christie @ClanChristie]

Sometimes in AP Lit we just laugh at farts on Tik Tok… It’s not one of my best teaching moments, but certainly an important one.

[Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman]

I need a dresser exclusively for the t-shirts I never wear but can't bring myself to get rid of.

[James Christie @ClanChristie]

Teacher achievement unlocked: A student is having nightmares about my class.

[James Christie @ClanChristie]

Last night I hit the wall. Couldn’t bring myself to go to work today. Sat down to make my sub plans and…
It was too much work to stay home. #teacherlife

[James Christie @ClanChristie]

@Megan_gro https://t.co/wwRIurBi8p

[James Christie @ClanChristie]

⁦@fuzzyhummus⁩

[James Christie @ClanChristie]

@scottvrosso still the best subs. I’ve traveled far and wide, but I keep coming back home.

[James Christie @ClanChristie]

Love the fact that so many of my students are playing Wordle… but I may have to become an early morning Wordler (Wordle-ist? Wordlian? One who Wordles?) in order to avoid spoilers.

[Frog and Toad Bot @FrogandToadbot]

'I will do it tomorrow,' said Toad. 'Today I will take life easy.'

[James Christie @ClanChristie]

@NJGov

[donald boat @laserboat999]

if you grew up in america you probably almost died in the woods when you were 14 or 15 it’s a universal experience

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

Squiggy was Fonzie's Bat-Mite.

[James Christie @ClanChristie]

@fuzzyhummus has the crockpot bubbling, snacking supplies procured and adult beverages are plentiful. Bring on the nor’easter.

[James Christie @ClanChristie]

Reading Good Omens in my Sci/Fi-Fantasy course and Terry Pratchet is in the news for a bit he wrote about “socio-economic unfairness” in his book Men at Arms. It is probably the best break down of Rich and Poor I have come across ever.