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[Jen @fuzzyhummus]

“Whooping cough? Well, at least I didn’t die from chlamydia.”
Safe to say I can no longer predict what I’ll hear when I walk into my teen’s room. 👩🏼‍🦰👩🏼 #overheard #bitlife #bffs

[Susie Dent @susie_dent]

Word of the day is ‘recrudescence’ (17th century): the return of something terrible after a time of reprieve.

[Jen @fuzzyhummus]

Today’s the day!!! 💣 #wordle802

Wordle 802 1/6

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[Sea Bass @Sea_Bass078]

This tweet goes out to little things wrapped in dough and have a savory filling. Ravioli. Potstickers. Calzone. Soup Dumplings. Tortellini. Rangoons. Gyoza. Stuffed Shells. Xiu mai. Pierogis.

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Shoutout to everyone who doubles their niceness to counteract the person before you who was just rude to a staff member

[Susie Dent @susie_dent]

Word of the day, should you need it, is ‘apanthropy’ (18th century): the desire to be away from other people.

[Jen @fuzzyhummus]

Wordle 457 X/6
Utter bullshit.🖕🏼
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[Jen @fuzzyhummus]

@Seinfeld2000 Hahaha yes!

[Jen @fuzzyhummus]

@Stoicculus I was at that show… great stat!

[Jen @fuzzyhummus]

@DialSquareNZ Completely unrelated: digging your pfp. 💜O}+>

[Katie D @KatieDeal99]

No YOU have an unhealthy relationship with cheese

[Jen @fuzzyhummus]

I just had to explain Flavor Flav to my kid.
Well, I didn’t have to… but I wanted to. ⏰
#yeeaahhboii

[PUBLIC ENEMY @PublicEnemyFTP]

#FightThePower x #DontBelieveTheHype ✊🏾
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#FightThePowerFridays

[Jen @fuzzyhummus]

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#wordle308 #EarthDay2022 #seriouslyhowdidthishappen

[James Christie @ClanChristie]

@fuzzyhummus likes to prank me by revealing that whatever I just ate and enjoyed has quinoa and/or flax seed in it. “Did you like it? Well it’s chock full of flax seed!” #punked

[Jen @fuzzyhummus]

@ClanChristie You say prank, I say ameliorate 🤷🏼‍♀️
#potatopotato #thosepancakeshadchiainthemtoo

[Jen @fuzzyhummus]

@PFTompkins Beer. I’ve really have tried, but to no avail. Also olives.

[Grace Segers @Grace_Segers]

Things may be awful, but at least an invasive species of spider the size of a child's hand isn't expected to "colonize" the entire East Coast this spring by parachuting...oh no

[Jen @fuzzyhummus]

Divine intervention…

https://t.co/vF0pK3IYdo

[Jen @fuzzyhummus]

I forget which sign of the apocalypse we are up to now?
https://t.co/y5BeSMmRM4