“Whooping cough? Well, at least I didn’t die from chlamydia.”
Safe to say I can no longer predict what I’ll hear when I walk into my teen’s room. 👩🏼🦰👩🏼 #overheard#bitlife#bffs
This tweet goes out to little things wrapped in dough and have a savory filling. Ravioli. Potstickers. Calzone. Soup Dumplings. Tortellini. Rangoons. Gyoza. Stuffed Shells. Xiu mai. Pierogis.
@fuzzyhummus likes to prank me by revealing that whatever I just ate and enjoyed has quinoa and/or flax seed in it. “Did you like it? Well it’s chock full of flax seed!” #punked
Things may be awful, but at least an invasive species of spider the size of a child's hand isn't expected to "colonize" the entire East Coast this spring by parachuting...oh no