Clancy

If you can’t see, I am Clancy

[Clancy @Clancy]

*mouth bleeding from chips*

“Excuse me? Yes, can we get more chips?”

[Clancy @Clancy]

I can’t take anyone seriously that’s talking into those fluffy influencer mics.

[Clancy @Clancy]

Why do I basically need to use a PTO day to open up a new pair of socks? There’s no need for this much packaging.

[Clancy @Clancy]

@Dustiebtbam @gibsonguitar @prsguitars Private Stock bros 🎸

[Clancy @Clancy]

@UPS your driver said a UPS store was closed that I was expecting to pick up a package from earlier today, but they’re open. Can you help make arrangements for for me to pick it up today?

[Clancy @Clancy]

“The chips are hand-tossed!”

…did…did you break my chips? It sounds like you broke my chips.

[State of the Scene @SOTSPodcast]

Twenty One Pilots absolutely crushed their Game Awards performance.

[Clancy @Clancy]

What an insanely talented performance! 👏 @tylerrjoseph

[twenty one pilots @twentyonepilots]

The Line tonight from @TheGameAwards

[Rob DenBleyker @RobDenBleyker]

if all health insurance CEOs live in fear of being murdered maybe premiums will come down

[Clancy @Clancy]

@nypost Was it Elmer Fudd in his hunt for rabbits? 🐰

[Clancy @Clancy]

~90 days back in the gym

[Vought International @VoughtIntl]

Growing up, Homelander dreamed of working at his local Vought A Burger. Recently, his wish came true, as Vought shut down a restaurant and staged pre-selected customers, so Homelander could “serve” “people” “food.” Thanks, Homelander, for showing everyone how you’re a true man of the people!

[Eddie Berg @BergEddie]

VIOLIN. CORE.

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

when ppl ask if I have any hobbies

[Luis Vercetti @97Vercetti]

the vegetables in my freezer watching me grab pizza rolls again

[Clancy @Clancy]

If it’s not out of whack, is it in-whack? Just whack is also bad 🧐

[Clancy @Clancy]

@theelderemox Must be a Seinfeld fan.