Clarabell Louise

Hello, I'm Clare. I like to write stories and drink tea. My life is beautiful right now.

[Clarabell Louise @Clarabell182]

Here we go again, people! I've written my first suspense story for the NYC Midnight Short Story Competition, and would love you guys to take a wee look!
#shortstory
#suspense #nycmidnight

***CW: Graphic violence/sexual violence*** https://t.co/vGdLtrhvkf

[John Wight @JohnWight1]

Whatever crap it is that you’re selling, I aint’t buying.

My white skin is an accident of birth. My worldview is the product of life experience and learning.

The man who saved my life, after crashing a car in Northern Mexico and breaking my neck in 1992, was Hispanic.

The neurosurgeon who put me back together again in hospital in San Diego was Jewish.

A black guy once backed me up in a brawl in a nightclub in Edinburgh and prevented me from being stabbed.

I have learned more about the human condition from the words of Malcolm X than I ever have from those of Shakespeare.

You can take your racism and fucking ram it.

[Celtic Football Club @CelticFC]

🥇 Scottish Premiership Champions
🥇 Scottish Cup Winners

2025/26 DOUBLE WINNERS!

#CelticFC🍀🏆🏆

[Adam Lynch @AdamLynch27]

The Winner Takes It All 🍀

Glasgow Celtic Champions 🏆

[RjayBhoy @RjayCeltic]

Why argue with a rangers fan when you can just wait?

[The Hibs Are Here🥄🔥 @TheHibsAreHere]

That wasn't just a win for Celtic. That was a victory for Catholicism, Liberal democracy, the EU, Jeremy Corbyn, B*Witched, the withdrawal method, fish on Fridays, financial fair play, soda bread, Buckfast, the INLA, Charles Stewart Parnell and Bonnie Dundee

[The 4th Official @Official_T4O]

Congratulations Celtic on the most tainted title ever in this century.

Funny saying this despite the Covid title and a Cup being won after the final was rescheduled for after their opponents was relegated and half the team was sold off, all happening in the last few years.

Strange coincidence that in all 3 instances, it was one club benefitting.

Well tried Hearts. But it was all too much at the end.

[goma @soigomaa]

VIRGINIA WOOLF SAID THIS IN 1920s!!! AND IT SOMEWHAT STILL HOLDS TRUE

[zellie @zellieimani]

Mandatory

[Hughes-on-the-Wold @NotThatHughes]

When you see your taxes being spent on feeding children instead of bombing them.

[milo edwards @Milo_Edwards]

great news for fans of omens and portents

[Bertha Dalziel (high value man) @BertDalziel]

schrodinger's men: simultaneously they alone can be trusted to lead our nations WHILE ALSO lacking the executive function to buy milk unaided.

[John Paul Newman @johnpaul_newman]

Europeans in the middle of their week-long Easter vacation being told that Americans are absolutely furious at them.

[George Galloway @georgegalloway]

The breathtaking hypocrisy of this is off the charts. Trump’s ex-wife was killed too. But not by ISIS. She fell down the stairs at home. The day before she was to testify to his malfeasance. He buried her on his golf course. He was no longer with her at the time. He’d left her to shack up with his pregnant girlfriend. Who was donated to him by Jeffrey Epstein. When SHE gave birth he was sleeping with a Porn Star. But hey, Joe Kent remarried four and a half years after Isis killed the mother of his kids that he’d been raising alone…

[Siob, Princess of Yorkshire #FBPE #FBR @Sillyshib]

Somebody should actually manufacture ‘Eidster eggs’ to proper wind up the right wing gonks.

[dana donnelly @danadonnelly]

sometimes I want to be skinnier but then I remember that body types are kind of like dog breeds and if im a corgi who wants to lose weight to look like an italian greyhound that won’t make me look like an italian greyhound it’ll just make me look like a sick ugly corgi so nvm

[𝟮𝟭.🛸 @Big_tagg]

worst thing about being sad is it makes u boring as hell. im not funny anymore. im staring at walls

[jezz @JezziiB]

Some important issues raised by feminists
1. Rape
2. Sexual harassment
3. Dowry killings
4. Domestic violence
5. Forced marriage
6. Human trafficking
7. Gender inequality

Some important issues raised by Men's Rights Activists :-
1. Girlfriend cheating
2 Why do men always have to pay for dates
3. Wife using husbands credit card too much
4. Only reservation for women in buses
5. Why should men cook at home ?
6. Girlfriend messaging other boys too much
7. Boys rejected by their crush

[WulfHelm 💙🖤 @Wulf_Helm]

A very happy 15th of March to one and all.

[ジェームズ ⚡️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @MaedaMealOfThat]

Jack Butland
Calum Ward

Welcome to the Tomás Cvancara penitentiary

[Brandy Bryant 🏳️‍⚧️ @InkMasterbator]

I know Star Wars is technically set in the past but I can't help but feel that George Lucas predicted the future by showing us a stupid trade war and a big fat slimy orange worm that forces itself onto women.