Dr Clare Crack (not one of her impersonators) 🌸

Unemployed “pathologist” with no license to practice. Lover of conspiracy theories, anti-vaxx and ivermectin. Cynical and innumerate.

[Dr Clare Crack (not one of her impersonators) 🌸 @ClareCraigsHART]

There is no petrol shortage. We’re looking at a false negative fuel level at petrol pumps. If we stop checking for fuel, the shortage ends.

[Dr Clare Crack (not one of her impersonators) 🌸 @ClareCraigsHART]

@efenigson Thanks Efrat! 🥰

[Dr Clare Crack (not one of her impersonators) 🌸 @ClareCraigsHART]

@CatalogScanner #ag

[Dr Clare Crack (not one of her impersonators) 🌸 @ClareCraigsHART]

@nakedgardeners @ClareCraigPath

[Dr Clare Crack (not one of her impersonators) 🌸 @ClareCraigsHART]

@nakedgardeners This is an outrageous slur. I have done nothing but help to expose the incompetence and slow mindedness of some medical doctors.

[Dr Clare Crack (not one of her impersonators) 🌸 @ClareCraigsHART]

I humbly submit my name for conservative leadership contest. This country deserves better.

[Dr Clare Crack (not one of her impersonators) 🌸 @ClareCraigsHART]

Today I will be mostly telling people who won’t wear masks that they are being oppressed by people suggesting they wear masks.

[Dr Clare Crack (not one of her impersonators) 🌸 @ClareCraigsHART]

I am pro life. Until the baby is actually out, then it’s on its own. No vaccines for my children thank you very much!

[Dr Clare Crack (not one of her impersonators) 🌸 @ClareCraigsHART]

If you can’t grope a few men in the private members club after eleven rounds of calvados in the library and not have your position and personality called into question, where are we as a society?

[Dr Clare Crack (not one of her impersonators) 🌸 @ClareCraigsHART]

@hansel21_ @BernieSpofforth @DrHoenderkamp Absolutely not! I never understood it in the first place!

[Dr Clare Crack (not one of her impersonators) 🌸 @ClareCraigsHART]

@FraiseAdam

[Dr Clare Crack (not one of her impersonators) 🌸 @ClareCraigsHART]

@stuartjdneil @angie_rasmussen @ClareCraigPath This is why you’ve tested positive for “PCR”. The waste water is coming out of your mouth.

[Dr Clare Crack (not one of her impersonators) 🌸 @ClareCraigsHART]

@stuartjdneil @angie_rasmussen @ClareCraigPath

[Dr Clare Crack (not one of her impersonators) 🌸 @ClareCraigsHART]

I’ve jabbed my kids with all sorts of stuff, but there’s no way I’m having them with these! These vaccines haven’t even got crack in them!

[Dr Clare Crack (not one of her impersonators) 🌸 @ClareCraigsHART]

@InCytometry @TVKev I have merely expressed my opinion. The fact that I divine all my knowledge from examining bullshit websites isn’t my fault! The GMC are far too busy censoring competent doctors to bother with me anyway…

[Dr Clare Crack (not one of her impersonators) 🌸 @ClareCraigsHART]

She shall be divining their opinions through the ancient practice of turd gazing.

[Gillian McKeith @GillianMcKeith]

The dead can’t speak so we will do it for them. #CrimesAgainstHumanity

[Dr Clare Crack (not one of her impersonators) 🌸 @ClareCraigsHART]

There’s one thing unites all of us vaccine skeptics and resistance fighters. One thing that they can never grind down, never stop and never take away from us.

We’re all thick as mince.

[Dr Clare Crack (not one of her impersonators) 🌸 @ClareCraigsHART]

@nickdalton1972 @ClareCraigPath But it didn’t, did it, fucknut?

[Dr Clare Crack (not one of her impersonators) 🌸 @ClareCraigsHART]

Boris will be playing wiff waff with tank topped bum boys with watermelon smiles in the White’s clubhouse before he can say “forgive me…*cough*… forgive me…forgive me…*cough*… I know! Who’s been to Peppa Pig World!?”

[Dr Clare Crack (not one of her impersonators) 🌸 @ClareCraigsHART]

It’s a real shame that Boris is going to have led the country for less time than Donald Trump was President…

*snort*

[Dr Clare Crack (not one of her impersonators) 🌸 @ClareCraigsHART]

Looks like we’ll be cancelling our family trip to Australia. If you can’t expect special privileges because of your bizarre beliefs, where are we?