Clare Glauser

[Clare Glauser @ClareGlauser]

@thisisforracheI McDonald’s sprite or nothing

[Clare Glauser @ClareGlauser]

@thisisforracheI Yeah well u better attend mine no excuses

[taish @taishakmakainai]

I saw a tweet that said “I feel like I’m constantly worrying about the next part of my life without realizing that I’m right in the middle of what I used to look forward to” and I felt that.

[🪽 @t1araaaaa]

The healer also needs healing. The planner also needs surprises. The giver also needs to receive. The thoughtful also needs to be thought of. The considerate also needs to be considered.

[Clare Glauser @ClareGlauser]

@JBGlisson16 @EliRedd97 Says the one who skipped almost every management class with me last year🤭

[Ty 🕺🏾 @tyyyrese69]

one thing about me imma sober up and get home to my bed idc lol

[AJ @KashtonKardash_]

Stop pouring into peoples cup that dont pour into yours.

[Christin @hexprax]

I’m trying to think what would make me react this way. Maybe a hamster that could speak English

[sarah @slothanova]

At least during the 1918 pandemic they had cocaine in their soda

[Reagan Rainey @reagandwalker]

Dating a morning person is hard bc he’ll literally be chirping with the birds and I’ll still be thinking about why I had to be born

[Ms. Barnes 💎 @__taylorolivia]

I just love a good candle

[Clare Glauser @ClareGlauser]

@VlC_issitudes @samisaphire This one is so you omg

[Heifer Hotline @janeinLA]

if you tell a man exactly what you want he’ll either do it, or decide he doesn’t like you enough to do it. that way you can find someone who does. it’s a win win.