Times I have excused myself from convos with no explanation
“You should smile more”
“Let’s go for a run”
“You swear a lot”
“Weed is a gateway drug”
“I’m a vegan”
“My dog is better”
“I don’t drink”
“Gymnastics isn’t a sport”
And my all time fav “You’re so pretty for a redhead”
I stopped at a Chicago gas station this morning and an old ass bitch genuinely wanted to kick my ass cuz she didn’t hear me when I said thank you for holding the door lol fucking baby boomers