Agnes

animals are friends not food; she/her/hers

[Agnes @ClareMcCann8]

this is so fuckn sad

[Agnes @ClareMcCann8]

*ex-bf

[Agnes @ClareMcCann8]

my bf doesn’t understand why everyone is ganging up on joe rogan

[Perfume Genius @perfumegenius]

This is fucked up. This article should not be behind a paywall, coverage like this should be free

[Clare F. McCann @clarefmccann]

I spent the time I carved out to work on grad school apps today creating a script to help me work on grad school apps - I call this productive procrastination 1/idk

https://t.co/qW3v5P4asW

[Agnes @ClareMcCann8]

does anyone know when we can stop wearing our retainers?

[Agnes @ClareMcCann8]

bo burnham @boburnham

[olly @livjhowe]

Me listening to Olivia Rodrigo

[Agnes @ClareMcCann8]

like i don’t watch shows ... i read scripts

[Agnes @ClareMcCann8]

subtitles stopped showing up on my tv ... i don’t know how i’m supposed to watch shows / movie without any idea what’s going on

[Agnes @ClareMcCann8]

to the nice family who saw me stop in the middle of the road this morning and wave at a squirrel to signal it could cross... no you didn’t

[Agnes @ClareMcCann8]

my dad made this... it’s him and @SenSanders

[Agnes @ClareMcCann8]

@madidipiazza l o l. i really thought i made him up bcz he’s not in any yearbooks or anything. i’m tryna find him, see what he’s up to

[Agnes @ClareMcCann8]

plz if anyone went to union middle school and remembers a younger english teacher (i think) named greg smith (i think) who was sort of bald (pretty sure), lmk

[Agnes @ClareMcCann8]

how do they not see the irony in that, like come on

[Agnes @ClareMcCann8]

log on to facebook to see my few trump supporter “friends” posting long sentiments claiming that the left can’t think for themselves... and at the end of the post it says “Copy & pasted from someone else, I suggest you do the same”

[Jill Gutowitz @jillboard]

wanna feel old? it’s still today

[Agnes @ClareMcCann8]

last night i had 3 pieces of bread, cried for ~6 hours, drank a bottle of champagne, watched an episode of criminal minds and went to bed... woke up feeling fantastic, no regrets whatsoever