Clare 🇺🇦

Mam | daughter | friend | not as daft as you might think | or am I

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Someone just asked me if I was “ready for Christmas.”

It is the 24th of November. I'm not even ready for this afternoon.

[Clare 🇺🇦 @Clare_Watkins_]

@clarebelle100 is this true do you know?

[Reform UK Exposed 🇬🇧 @reformexposed]

It’s being reported that potentially two Reform UK councillors have had to decline to take their seats after realising they could not become councillors and retain their jobs working for @DurhamCouncil.

[Benny James @Beno_ldn]

Everyone remembers Calpol from their childhood, but do you recall the banana flavour amoxicillin in glowing Chernobyl nuclear yellow?

I was a crack head for this is a kid 😂

[Clare 🇺🇦 @Clare_Watkins_]

@clarebelle100 Actually, fat bastards 🤣

[Clare 🇺🇦 @Clare_Watkins_]

@clarebelle100 Little bastards!!

[internet hall of fame @InternetH0F]

Still possibly the best presenter duo at the BAFTAs 😂

[Clare 🇺🇦 @Clare_Watkins_]

@clarebelle100 Ah poor bloke. Thought no sign of a crash 😢

[Clare 🇺🇦 @Clare_Watkins_]

@Hulldolfan Wishing you both a very happy life in Espsnia 🇪🇸. Next catch up at Casa Taylor 🍻🍹

[Clare 🇺🇦 @Clare_Watkins_]

@russty_russ Brookside

[Holly Brockwell @holly]

I guess she got remarried

[Clare 🇺🇦 @Clare_Watkins_]

@slangst1 That’s because we were gatecrashed 🤣

[Clare 🇺🇦 @Clare_Watkins_]

@slangst1

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

Being a parent, is basically accepting everytime you fancy something nice you have to buy it for everyone. "Cheap" takeaway because I can't be bothered to cook, just cost me £42.60

[Brendan May @bmay]

Listen, if Taylor Swift suddenly gets awarded a contract to provide healthcare services to the NHS, is given part of the HS2 line to run or gets given a life peerage like Lord Siberia or whatever he’s called, then let’s chat about Starmer taking his kids to her concert shall we.

[Clare 🇺🇦 @Clare_Watkins_]

@StPatricksRCTho The legend that is Mr Wilson! Congratulations on being recognised Gary 🥇

[Clare 🇺🇦 @Clare_Watkins_]

@BeingTomGorman @Baddiel And he could probably fit into age 15-16 so no tax to pay on kids sizes!!

[Mike Garry @mikegarry]

When’s there gonna be a serious conversation about the amount of cocaine being snorted everyday.
& I’m not talking kids partying.
I’m talking old blokes, mate’s dads having a line in the pub on a Tuesday night. Come on. This is taking place before our very eyes & we’re letting it

[Clare 🇺🇦 @Clare_Watkins_]

@birdwoman1966 Citizens advice are great at helping with this type of thing.

[Clare 🇺🇦 @Clare_Watkins_]

@nextofficial shout out to Susan at Teesside Park women’s wear dept who went over & above when dealing with order that had gone wrong. Thank you Susan 🌟

[Clare 🇺🇦 @Clare_Watkins_]

@BeingTomGorman @JonathanPieNews My mam uses that word quite often!!