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[Muppet taxidermist @Clarence853]

@amerpipedream Lume shot?

[Muppet taxidermist @Clarence853]

@hasanthehun @FrancescaHongWI @AbdulElSayed Does the dude in front think trump would be anything but disgusted? Hes a fucking cartoon chud.

[hasanabi @hasanthehun]

judge me by my enemies

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Ossoff demolishes Hegseth -- then Hegseth has an epic crashout

Sen. Jon Ossoff used Hegseth's premature declarations of victory against him during his Senate testimony, repeatedly reading back statements Hegseth made in March and April about Iran's military being "destroyed" and "obliterated" and asking him if he stands by them.

After Hegseth spent five minutes dodging, Ossoff concluded by noting that "you will not answer whether your statement made on the 14th day of the war that Iran's military was 'destroyed and made combat ineffective' was a truthful statement to the American people as you sit here and ask for tens of billions more."

A reeling Hegseth then crashed out in response to a similar line of questioning from Sen. Gary Peters, snapping at him that "you have Trump derangement syndrome!"

Peters replied to Hegseth that "you, sir, are the failure," as Susan Collins brought the hearing to an abrupt close.

Here's all of Ossoff's questioning followed by Hegseth's tantrum:

[Mike Drucker @MikeDrucker]

RIP Lindsey Graham. You taught me it was okay to be a coward whose only skill is debasing myself until death for a tiny, ultimately illusionary crumb of power.

[Muppet taxidermist @Clarence853]

@SasquatchVinnie Bobby baseball

[Sports Radio 810 WHB @SportsRadio810]

SSJ explains why the most important moment of the #Royals season happened on Saturday 😭

Today on @newdaywithssj with @SSJWHB, @Leabonics, and @JakeGuti

[Muppet taxidermist @Clarence853]

@amerpipedream Eating big time.

[Muppet taxidermist @Clarence853]

@amerpipedream Ordered my big asa a pair last night.

[Think I’ll Just Stay Here and Meme @StayHereAndMeme]

AIN’T GOT NO GRASS IN IT🗣️

[Muppet taxidermist @Clarence853]

@Farcethemusic Tyler Childers-take my hounds to heaven. And Long Violent History. Both albums rip.

[Sasquatch Vinnie @SasquatchVinnie]

Time to bring this gem back

[Tammy Duckworth @SenDuckworth]

"It's their fertilizer that's stranded, not our fertilizer."

Try telling this to the majority of American farmers who can't afford the fertilizer they need because the Strait is closed. It’s a global commodity, of course it impacts us.

[Bird Law Expert 🇺🇦 @RealBirdLawyer]

“Credit card spending is though the roof” is the 2026 version of “Let them eat cake”

[lyric ²⁵ ⚢ 🦇 PAIGE DAY!!!!!!!! @pastasbrbiegrl]

CAGS AND VINNIE TEAM VIBES ARE AT AN ALL TIME HIGH!!!

[Sarah Ironside 💙 @SarahIronside6]

His approval ratings are so bad that he staged another assassination attempt to get out of the White House correspondents’ dinner.

[Muppet taxidermist @Clarence853]

@Acyn Not good to be handled like that on blood thinners. No magic ear this time.

[Acyn @Acyn]

Jake Tapper tells CNN that someone with Secret Service pin says there was a shooter making their into the building and the shooter was stopped.

[Muppet taxidermist @Clarence853]

@TheFallingRome @hasanthehun Big wiff dog.

[Muppet taxidermist @Clarence853]

@danielleRoyalKC Classic