guys legit im just scrolling through all of your comments and tweets and articles and i can't stop smiling. so much more to come, too. 2018 is gonna be so fun!!!
Normally i feel like the years go by faster and faster but when i think about the fact that Trump hasn’t even been president for a year i get literAl shivers and feel like I’m stuck in a time warp
my family spent four hours lovingly making a cake and left it on the kitchen table but while we were playing mario kart our dog climbed on a chair and ate HALF THE ENTIRE CAKE and is now hiding in shame under my grandad’s legs because we’re all screaming
COLIN HOW COULD YOU
ME: Joe, about halfway through the speech, I’m gonna wish you a happy birth--
BIDEN: IT’S MY BIRTHDAY!
ME: Joe.
Happy birthday to @JoeBiden, my brother and the best vice president anybody could have.