Cheesy Rice Puns

Head canons, puns, thoughts, and some politics sprinkled in because I would like to have kids in a good, living world someday.
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Interesting article on how heavy machinery can negatively affect the delicate "feeder roots" of nature trees! https://t.co/Jlo6ETnWqP

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Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas concealed decades of lavish gifts from a Republican megadonor. The evidence keeps mounting, confirming what we already know: Clarence Thomas is corrupt.

SIGN THE PETITION: Justice Thomas must resign or be impeached! https://t.co/QldnqBsBx1

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Why does @Spotify always gotta hit me with #CrawlOuttaLove by #Illenium ? That's just rude when I'm trying to study for finals 😭

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To my #1 podcast of 2021, The Magnus Archives: thank you for making me feel hopelessly lost on @Spotify after I finished it! #SpotifyWrapped https://t.co/oVNNjl4CZG

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Sometimes the names in anatomy totally make sense with their placement or function, and then there's the mamillary bodies, which have to do with recollective memory and were literally named that because they look like titties.

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As someone who worked at chipotle for 10mos, I can say this isn't even that wild for chipotle. We also had someone try to come into the store with a gun.
Chipotle customer pulls gun after being told location was closing early, police say.
https://t.co/f3xPHGRKss

via @GoogleNews

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I feel like how much you watch a show before recommending it shows how much you trust a person. Like, with some people, I say "I better watch this entire thing before recommending it to her" but with others who I just KNOW will like it, I give it to them on the 1st ep.

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@Y33hawCrab Oh man!! Yeah, I have no issues with this stuff flaking or even getting in my eyes when I cry. You might also try OTC artifical tears if you're having dry eye issues!! They are a life saver for my chronic dry eye. I use the brand Refresh and use their "Plus" version

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Pro tip for procrastination: Put ALMOST everything on your to-do list so that when you procrastinate, you're doing things that are on your mental list. You'll trick your brain into thinking you're fucking off but in reality you're still getting shit done >:D

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Teach them how to be good, compassionate human beings 100% of the time in the first place, because no one should have to cry alone, in a back area at work, before collecting themselves and putting on a fake smile. 7/7

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Don't get me wrong, I love meditation and optimism, but it's treating a symptom, not a cause. It's like giving pain medication to someone who has body aches. Yeah, I have no doubt their going to be able to move past their pain and work more effectively, but what's causing 1/7

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Teach them that even when they are sick and in pain, the answer should not be to lash out, but to feel their emotions and find comfort in care so medical workers don't have to teach themselves how to let go of the awful things their patients have done or said to them. 6/7

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Pro tip for not saying "sorry" as much: when something calls for sympathy, say "my condolences" instead!
Friend: "I'm so tired. Idk how I'm going to study today."
You: "My condolences. Is there anything I can do to help?"
You didn't make them tired. Don't apologize for it.

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Know the difference:

Electroconvulsive therapy is a last resort for people suffering with severe depression.

But shock therapy is using devices to torture autistic children into behaving "normally".

It is weaponised trauma. And it just became legal in the US.

#StopTheShock