Cap’n Clark

585 | University of Akron ‘22

[Cap’n Clark @ClarkPearce]

@ZipsMLAX Tying?

[Akron Zips Lacrosse @ZipsMLAX]

Zips WIN!
Down 1 at the half the Zips bring it back for the victory
13-10 Kent
Points from:
@jheflin26 7g 2a
@ClarkPearce 2g 5a
@zach_massa22 1g
@D_Fagan17 1g
@EsterleSam 1g
The Zips move to 2-0
#zipsgameday @NCLLax

[C.J. Toledano @CJToledano]

they got release dates for stop signs out here in Akron, Ohio

[Cap’n Clark @ClarkPearce]

@NicholasRaged

[Phi Psi Akron @PhiPsiAkron]

Trophies=won
Clark=cute
Community=served

[Phi Psi Akron @PhiPsiAkron]

We are participating in FIJI’s bark madness philanthropy event. The dog that Phi Psi will be raising money for is named Pickles. Click on the link below and donate some money to that good boy Pickles! https://t.co/crngjFWxNW

[Cap’n Clark @ClarkPearce]

@_jeffwarner_

[Cap’n Clark @ClarkPearce]

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[Cap’n Clark @ClarkPearce]

@billbo37 Bouta moda in Ohio amirite?

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

These are amazing 🙌

(via @AustinKeen47)

[Cap’n Clark @ClarkPearce]

@billbo37 Must’ve fixed the website

[Lomo's Adjutant @kay_sesen]

From that position? I’m not going to lie that is one of the most incredible things I’ve seen. Just how? https://t.co/Dj5TQAXjgQ

[Cap’n Clark @ClarkPearce]

@TwitterMoments

[Cap’n Clark @ClarkPearce]

@Ben_Stalls @danaowensl @amandadinitto I’ll for sure hit that up dude thanks

[Cap’n Clark @ClarkPearce]

Hat szn bb

[CBS News @CBSNews]

Dr. Anthony Fauci has become the face of the Coronavirus Task Force — and now he's also the face of @Donuts_Delite's most popular doughnut.

The shop told CBS News that it's completely sold out of the doughnuts, but plans to make more "all night long." https://t.co/FIQBAdqrg9

[Cap’n Clark @ClarkPearce]

@billbo37 We’ve known this for a while

[Cap’n Clark @ClarkPearce]

@_jeffwarner_ You can come sit at the kids table with me 🥺

[Cap’n Clark @ClarkPearce]

@zillwelazny BBQ ✅

[Cap’n Clark @ClarkPearce]

Y’all REALLY don’t like your families huh...

[CZEdwards.bsky.social @CZEdwards]

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PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF YOUR THERAPISTS:

If you know that the holidays are going to be a shitshow... Don’t Go.
Get sick. Get “sick”.
Have 3 flat tires.
Have a huge vet bill.
Or at least tell the shitshow relative you can’t come. Now.
YES, I AM RECOMMENDING THAT YOU LIE.