daisy

- a grandma trapped in a 27 year old body

[daisy @ClassicDaisy]

Now Richmond ... a high-school graduation.

Will this lead to meaningful change? I really don't think so.

Now we wait for the next one and pray our kids are spared.

[Chanel Ayan @chanelayan]

Prince harry i don’t read but I have to get that audio book asap

[Alexandra Petri @petridishes]

little-known fact: if the speaker vote goes to a seventh ballot John Quincy Adams rises from the sea astride a seahorse of enormous dimensions and the winner has to fight him

[LizaMinnelliOutlives @LiZaOutlives]

Liza Minnelli has outlived Lisa Rinna's time on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.

[daisy @ClassicDaisy]

Happy Jenn Shah Sentencing Day to all who celebrate. #RHOSLC

[Dominic Lipscombe @DomLip94]

Quite enjoyed me time off over Christmas. Shall we all quit our jobs

[Andrew Boozary MD @drandrewb]

The NFL apparently said play on and the teams locked arms and said no. That cannot be forgotten or revised for PR. Prayers with Damar Hamlin.

[Ayrika Whitney @AyrikaWhitney]

Damar is the priority right now, but thinking of Tee Higgins too. A standard play that unfortunately spiraled into an unfathomable tragedy. I hope folks are checking in with Tee. I cannot imagine how he's feeling.

[OffStageJobs.com @OffStageJobs]

A reminder that football, as well as any other sport, is entertainment, like theatre, dance, music, etc...

The push to make money from it should never override the safety of those participating.

The show *does not* have to go on.

[Brendan Sugrue @BrendanSugrue]

The NFL gave each team 5 minutes to warm up and both coaches said "fuck that" and pulled their teams off the field. Good for Sean and Zac.

[Mike @ReplayzThePlayz]

If Damar Hamlin pulls through this then the medical crew that yanked the stretcher out of the ambulance to give him CPR are absolute heros. #NFL #Bills #Bengals #MNF

[ludwig @LudwigAhgren]

🎁 MERRY CHRISTMAS🎄

This year I’d like to spread the love of clean buttholes

So I’m giving away
10 Swipe+ bidets

♥️ like this tweet to enter and I’ll announce who won Jan 1 🫡

[rayne fisher-quann @raynefq]

my excessive buccal fat may be unchic at the moment but the tables will turn once we’re all in our 60s and I’m the only bitch in town who looks jolly

[Drew Gooden @drewisgooden]

i’ve never opened up about this before but in 2016 i bought Vine for 44 billion dollars and then it shut down 12 days later. so i know exactly what elon is going through right now.

[Sharon Tharp @sharontharp]

new year’s eve 1999 vibes rn

[Zoë Schiffer @ZoeSchiffer]

NEW: The designers leading Elon Musk’s Blue verified project are out, along with the lead web engineer. Many Twitter employees who maintained critical infrastructure have resigned. This is going to look like a very different company tomorrow.

[StrictlyRockers 🇺🇦🌻 @christoq]

Twitter's San Francisco headquarters has gone hardcore tonight. #TwitterTakeover

[Dan Rather @DanRather]

I remember the old saying, “Better to be thought a fool than to buy Twitter and remove all doubt.”

[Victor Shi @Victorshi2020]

NEW: data confirms 18-29-year-olds voted for Democrats more than *any other* age group yesterday. Young people literally prevented a Red Wave & saved Democrats. Full stop.

If you know a young voter, please thank them.

[Rob DenBleyker @RobDenBleyker]

11,000 people lost their jobs because the world's biggest dork predicted we'd wanna put on VR headsets and attend work meetings as floating cartoon characters