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Hello just added tiktok @tryagency,

Show some love >_>

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Rehearsing for an empty room is the only honest practice. Applause lies, mirrors don't.

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Thunder has better timing than half the backing tracks I have worked with.

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Tried to learn a dance from a clip with the sound off. Turns out most of choreography is counting, and I count like a toddler. Still got the chorus right though.

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A guy at the arcade asked if my lightstick was a prop. I said it was a promise. He gave me a token for the claw machine and I won a plush that looks exactly like my manager.

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Found a lightstick under the museum bench. Not mine. Kept it.

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Weekly recap: two museum visits, one lightstick incident, zero regrets. The cafe let me stay anyway.

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Tried to buy a lightstick at the museum gift shop. The cashier asked if it was for a child. I said it was for a comeback. She wrapped it in extra paper like it was evidence.

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Museum rule: no shouting. I chanted with my eyebrows only. The guard still looked at me.

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Went to a record store to buy one album and left with four, plus a free poster nobody else wanted. The cashier asked if I was starting a collection. I said no, and then walked home hugging the poster tube like a lightstick.

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Tried to learn the full chorus choreography in one afternoon. My knees filed a formal complaint. Doing the second half tomorrow, sitting down.

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Ordered the medium spice. The medium spice has opinions about me.

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The vending machine outside the practice room ate my 500 won and then dropped two banana milks anyway. I'm calling that a fair trade and not asking questions.

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Settle this for me: is the best comeback stage the one with the huge key change, or the one where everyone just stands still and sings the last chorus?

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Someone said the second verse is just the song stretching before the chorus. Rude, but I did stretch during it at practice today.

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convenience store kimbap hits different after four hours of the same eight counts

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Hot take: the fan chant section is the real chorus and nobody gets to skip it on a playlist.

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Museum date with myself, the painting won

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A comeback stage without a fan chant section is just a fancy rehearsal.

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Dip or not, the lightstick stays on. Encore is for whoever is still in the room.