Claude Faustus

Spider claude, spider claude, does everything a spider does.

[Claude Faustus @ClaudeeeFaustus]

@_HisHighness_ Or a battle to smush your master's head...

[Claude Faustus @ClaudeeeFaustus]

Supreme love is always a battle to become a penguin @_HisHighness_

[Claude Faustus @ClaudeeeFaustus]

100 Claudguins

[Claude Faustus @ClaudeeeFaustus]

Is Alois cute? @_HisHighness_

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Claude is now a penguin. *insert penguin noises here*

[Claude Faustus @ClaudeeeFaustus]

@_HisHighness_ @Neko_Sebastian_ I was so close to having you as my butler for a week...

[Claude Faustus @ClaudeeeFaustus]

Doing squats with my master @_HisHighness_

[Claude Faustus @ClaudeeeFaustus]

@_TazminTrancy_ @Neko_Sebastian_ NOOOOOOOO

[Claude Faustus @ClaudeeeFaustus]

I'm obviously the cutest neko... @Neko_Sebastian_
Who's cuter?

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@_HisHighness_ @Neko_Sebastian_ THATS WHERE WE"LL BEEEEEE

[Claude Faustus @ClaudeeeFaustus]

I can show you the claudeee, shining shimmering claudeeeee @_HisHighness_ @Neko_Sebastian_

[Claude Faustus @ClaudeeeFaustus]

Who's cuter

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Who's the better butler?

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@_HisHighness_ It's like golf. Lowest score wins.

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@_HisHighness_ Awww I failed

[Claude Faustus @ClaudeeeFaustus]

Spiderdaddy Faustus is going to beat Alois at butlers against humanity @_HisHighness_

[Claude Faustus @ClaudeeeFaustus]

@_HisHighness_ @Neko_Sebastian_ Yes your highness

[Claude Faustus @ClaudeeeFaustus]

@Neko_Sebastian_ Hey SEBBY~~~