Claudius

King of Denmark 🇩🇰 I'm a really good person :)

[Claudius @ClaudiusTheDane]

@DanikaTipping :(

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@Hamlet_the_Dane Now what do we do

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@Hamlet_the_Dane Hope you make it back safely 🙃🙃🙃🙃

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Haha, what a great show we saw tonight... is it hot in here?

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@Hamlet_the_Dane True poetry

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@Hamlet_the_Dane how does England sound as a vacation spot?

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I guess they can't all be winners

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What do you call a fake noodle?

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An impasta

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@Hamlet_the_Dane Hello sonphew

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How's it going with that job that I assigned you @Rosencrantz5 @Guildenstern1?

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@Hamlet_the_Dane So why am I not considered a madman?

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@Hamlet_the_Dane I am a man

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@Marcellus62 That is preposterous! It must have been another ghost.

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@Polonius4 Why is my step-son going insane Polonius?! I need answers!

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This isn't Google

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Hey Google, remind me in a couple days to banish Hamlet away from Denmark.

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@Hamlet_the_Dane

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Only royalty and absolute legends are up at this ungodly hour #smashthatlikebutton

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So, little @Fortinbras3 really thinks that he can just waltz through our great land of Denmark to "invade Poland". Little does he know, I know exactly what he's up to! Sad!