Polonius

Father to two mostly wonderful, occasionally disappointing children, and advisor to King of Denmark. I believe that brevity is the soul of wit.

[Reynaldo @LoyalReynaldo]

Hey @Polonius4 ... haven’t heard from younin a while. Everything ok? Are you getting my messages about the target?

[Polonius @Polonius4]

Karma, huh

[Polonius @Polonius4]

Woah woah woah stay focused there bud. Remember why you are there... for business. https://t.co/Kq0r97NMQL

[Reynaldo @LoyalReynaldo]

Woohoo! Business trip to Paris. Bonjour, ladies!

[Polonius @Polonius4]

Do you think the voice memo will be able to pick up my beautiful voice better?!? https://t.co/GxJNZrqnYu

[Apple @Apple]

Buy iPhone 8 (PRODUCT)RED™ Special Edition.

[Polonius @Polonius4]

@Fortinbras3 Some people think before they speak, and definitely before they act. But you wouldn't know anything about that

[Polonius @Polonius4]

It sucks to be dead, but at least I know own the secret of what happens now. Sorry @Hamlet_the_Dane, you won't ever know

[Polonius @Polonius4]

@luvsick_ophelia He's crazy in love with you tho #justmarryhimalready

[Polonius @Polonius4]

@Gertrude_Q At least I know what I'm talking about and know what I want, instead of just messing around with every new king

[Polonius @Polonius4]

@ClaudiusTheDane @RealBigDig can you dig those up for me?

[Polonius @Polonius4]

@ClaudiusTheDane ahh, a witty remark, but I now see ALL actions from up here, so I ask you; who did YOU murder again?

[Polonius @Polonius4]

I doubt I'll ever see that piece of 💩, @ClaudiusTheDane up here, we only have 😇, no 😈

[Polonius @Polonius4]

@Polonius4 #OfficiallyJoinedTheClub

[Polonius @Polonius4]

Met a couple of cool guys up here

[Polonius @Polonius4]

@Polonius4 back in my day you just got a friend to talk to, not a mirror

[Polonius @Polonius4]

Kids these days.. talking to themselves and what not! Just absolute madness

[Polonius @Polonius4]

@ClaudiusTheDane

[Polonius @Polonius4]

@ClaudiusTheDane @Guildenstern1 @Rosencrantz5 I fear as tho he may be going mad, your highness

[Polonius @Polonius4]

@luvsick_ophelia your duty is to me as you are not married.. So I may read any letter that is coming to or from you

[Polonius @Polonius4]

Hope my dear son @Laertes9 is 'enjoying' his time at school😏

[Polonius @MarcoPolonius]

listening to @SonofHamlet talk to my daughter https://t.co/DrTT8q6HW6