Rig R. Mortes

#livingthatdirtlife

[Rig R. Mortes @RealBigDig]

Pour some sugar on me! 🎉💰💰💰💰💵💃👏👏 #dingdongarichisdead

[Depressed Digger @serious_digger]

@ghost_father @Hamlet_the_Dane @RealBigDig and I are waiting😝

[Rig R. Mortes @RealBigDig]

The players are in town! Hope i get out to see them before everyone dies! 👏

[Rig R. Mortes @RealBigDig]

Feeling like I might come into a bit of money soon. #businessbegood #diebitchesdie

[Rig R. Mortes @RealBigDig]

@Hamlet_the_Dane black is no longer the new black. Get over it! #Richbitches

[Rig R. Mortes @RealBigDig]

I wish people would #RestInPeace around here. Smh 😰

[Rig R. Mortes @RealBigDig]

@Polonius4
Body?
I am aware of all bodies in my graveyard and to the best of my knowledge you are totally not dead at all.
#BuryingSecrets

[Rig R. Mortes @RealBigDig]

I sure hope I'm tickling your funny bone with all these puns I'm burying you under.

[Rig R. Mortes @RealBigDig]

Saw the play with the king and queen today! I totally "dig" the part where Hamlet tells us how it ends.
#punnysarcasm

[Rig R. Mortes @RealBigDig]

@Hamlet_the_Dane Congratulations, Hamlet! You've been "randomly selected" to receive an ad about our new discreet burial services!

[Rig R. Mortes @RealBigDig]

Turns out if you bury living people they die a lot faster.
#NewBusinessStrategy

[Rig R. Mortes @RealBigDig]

Golly gee, I sure do love burying living people!

[Rig R. Mortes @RealBigDig]

I usually only get paid to bury dead people, but everyone dies eventually, so why wait?

[Rig R. Mortes @RealBigDig]

Golly gee, I sure do love burying dead people!

[Rig R. Mortes @RealBigDig]

Old king Hamlet's walking around again.
Hope he dies again so I can bury him and get paid. Again.
#GoldDigger

[Rig R. Mortes @RealBigDig]

Well it looks like I've got some work to do #YouCanStopKillingEachOtherNow #Payday

[Rig R. Mortes @RealBigDig]

@ClaudiusTheDane M'Lord I shall keep the secret of Lord @Polonius4 's dead and buried #ItsASecretToEveryone

[Rig R. Mortes @RealBigDig]

On the bright side that play was pretty alright #ClownsAreTheBest

[Rig R. Mortes @RealBigDig]

I'll do my best to make sure this one isn't a ghost this time #WorkingOnIt

[Rig R. Mortes @RealBigDig]

Another nobleman dead #AnotherOneBitesTheDust