Depressed Digger

Hopes that one day he will bury himself.

[Depressed Digger @serious_digger]

@Laertes9 chill out, you're scaring away customers😒

[Depressed Digger @serious_digger]

@Laertes9 @RealBigDig pretty good, still looking for more though if you were thinking of helping😈

[Depressed Digger @serious_digger]

anybody else hear that gunshot? I sense business coming💰💰💰

[Fortinbras @Fortinbras3]

Them grave diggers sure are busy

[Depressed Digger @serious_digger]

@ghost_father @Hamlet_the_Dane @RealBigDig and I are waiting😝

[Rig R. Mortes @RealBigDig]

I wish people would #RestInPeace around here. Smh 😰

[Depressed Digger @serious_digger]

when you see old hamlet walking around even though you buried him last week

[Depressed Digger @serious_digger]

I could totally go for some lunch at a Hamlet themed restaurant. #ShepardsPie

[Rig R. Mortes @RealBigDig]

@Hamlet_the_Dane Congratulations, Hamlet! You've been "randomly selected" to receive an ad about our new discreet burial services!

[Depressed Digger @serious_digger]

A certain someone appears to have been curtain-shanked... @RealBigDig you bury half of him, I'll get the other side. #BeQuiet #MoneyForDays

[Depressed Digger @serious_digger]

@VelasResortsMex @RealBigDig There's plenty of people to bury here. #GetDigging

[Depressed Digger @serious_digger]

What do you call a body that's being buried in the ground? Dead. Very dead. #WasThatTooMorbid #WellWhatever #YouThoughtIWouldMakeAJoke

[Depressed Digger @serious_digger]

I hope I'm next. #Don'tFailMeNowShakespeare

[Depressed Digger @serious_digger]

The lack of people dying is boring... good thing I won't have to wait too long for business to pick up, it's a Shakespeare play after all...

[Depressed Digger @serious_digger]

Hamlet seems to be going insane. I wish I was, sure looks more entertaining than sitting here... #GraveyardShiftAllTheTime #SoBored #HelpMe

[Depressed Digger @serious_digger]

@RealBigDig buried me alive for proft. I found my shovel though. #ThingsAreLookingUp #ThatWasALie #WhyStopAt6FeetUnder

[Depressed Digger @serious_digger]

I accidentally buried my shovel.... #NotAgain #RealBigDig #IneedYourBigStrongShovel

[Depressed Digger @serious_digger]

Looks like he is back walking around #whoops #not6ftunder

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@RealBigDig where do we bury @luvsick_ophelia? #suicide?

[Depressed Digger @serious_digger]

@RealBigDig was that just @Hamlet_the_Dane?