Mike

[Mike @Clause111]

I was reminded last night why I never drink liquor

[Mike @Clause111]

@BuschBeer My engagement pictures @BuschBeer

[Matt Walsh @MattWalshBlog]

Trains derailing around the country, toxic fumes pouring into the water supply, enemy aircraft patrolling the sky, inflation driving Americans into poverty, violent crime plaguing our cities

Joe Biden: hey guys I just made concert tickets slightly more affordable!

[Sam Saulsbury @SamuelSaulsbury]

The guy with the worst grades should get to give a graduation speech too. Let me hear both sides

[MLB Deadline News @MLBDeadlineNews]

This Yadier Molina tribute narrated by Adam Wainwright is awesome!🥹

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

PUT HIM IN THE GROUND! https://t.co/5RvL8pmgpS

[Kristi Noem @KristiNoem]

A strong American President that put their citizens first would take these six actions right now:

1. Restart and expedite the Keystone XL Pipeline immediately.

[Carla Sands @CarlaHSands]

Why are Democrats so against showing an ID to VOTE but adamantly in favor of showing proof of vaccination to eat in a restaurant?

[Phil Kerpen @kerpen]

I LOVE @edwarddurr1's campaign video!

[Guy With The Digger At Suez Canal @SuezDiggerGuy]

Right now just moving the excavator arm up and down, just so that my supervisor sees I'm working. Not even digging.

#Suez #SuezBLOCKED #SuezCanal #EverGiven #Evergreen

[Parker McCollum @ParkerMcCollum]

Just don’t complain when others get ahead

[Degenerative Agriculture Advisor @PlsntVlyFarmer]

*stolen*

Bill Gates is claiming that a cow emits more pollution than a car. Allow me to propose this:

I’ll lock myself in my garage with a cow overnight.

Bill can lock himself in his garage with a running car.

In the morning, we can meet up and discuss results.

Maybe.

[PETA @peta]

Words can create a more inclusive world, or perpetuate oppression.

Calling someone an animal as an insult reinforces the myth that humans are superior to other animals & justified in violating them.

Stand up for justice by rejecting supremacist language.

[astral @astrallverse]

i’m never drinking again

ⓘ 𝗢𝗳𝗳𝗶𝗰𝗶𝗮𝗹 𝘀𝗼𝘂𝗿𝗰𝗲𝘀 𝘀𝘁𝗮𝘁𝗲𝗱 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗶𝘀 𝗳𝗮𝗹𝘀𝗲 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗺𝗶𝘀𝗹𝗲𝗮𝗱𝗶𝗻𝗴

[Koe Wetzel @KoeWetzel]

Y’all’s feelings get hurt to easy, pussies.

[Mike @Clause111]

A dream does not become a reality through good luck and magic, it takes hard work and long hours

[Mike @Clause111]

This quarantine has me actually watching all my Snapchat stories.

[Joey @JoeyMulinaro]

Post meeting parents interview

[Mike @Clause111]

Had a heifer have twinsies today. Got a video of them trying to figure out how to walk but not getting anywhere lol.