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Bored, middle aged jackass with a twisted sense of everything. FYI - if there's a picture in my tweet and I don't give credit to someone else, it's an original

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@ronsterd89 PBR

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@realdonjamieson @rockstrappod @OfficialSkidRow Please tell him to give Lorraine Lewis a call. She'd knock it out of the park with that gig.

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@OfficialSkidRow I've got a solution to your lead singer vacancy. @Lorrainekicks would be a perfect pairing if she's interested. Dontcha think?

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@carolmswain She's got people for that.

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@TheBabylonBee Come on babe, take it like a man.

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@libsoftiktok Can we get something like that to report people parking in the fire lanes at grocery stores?

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@WrestleOps You spelled Ole Anderson turns on Dusty Rhodes wrong. "It'll never be ovah!"

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@hwinkler4real Not sure it's what you meant but that would be a great name...Ohh-Mmm-Gee. That's probably what at h least half the people who see this pup for the first time say.

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@DamonHunzeker @Bob_Janke I think he meant everyone who was creatively relevant to the show.

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@t_blom If I only had a nickel for every time I've heard this.

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@elonmusk I think there is a Nigerian Prince who has been complaining.

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@unusual_whales This just in, the DNC plans to file 201 lawsuits against Trump's executive orders tomorrow.

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@S_U_Network Mark Fidrych

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@PuppiesIover Whatchamacallit

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@Jarhead44 Here's how my mom got me to eat peas. I was 5 and had a routine check-up with the pediatrician. After the appointment, I asked what the Dr had to say. Mom - "He says you need to eat your peas." I asked what would happen if I didn't. Mom - "Dr says you'll die."

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@CollinRugg Imagine how upset he's going to be when he finds out what Beyonce and Oprah got.

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@BasedMikeLee Do you support elimination of the filibuster? Anyone answering "Yes" should be eliminated from consideration.

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@CREWcrew I guess some of you forgot that was a 9-0 vote because the Constitution clearly leaves the determination of disqualification for inciting an insurrection in the hands of Congress.

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@BasedMikeLee Yes, you're showing the data that confirms the Biden vote purchasing scheme called student debt forgiveness works best in states with more college degrees among their residents and the states with less said degrees do not want to pay for those bribes.

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@joeroganhq Did you give Trump conditions of 3 hours and in Austin or is that just how it played out? If those were conditions for him, stick to them for her. If not, why not accommodate her a little? Getting her on is for the listeners, not a favor to her, correct?