Curt Beefins

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[Curt Beefins @ClayJancy]

I don't like that when you look up Joe Hill it automatically directs you to Stephen King's kid instead of the guy he stole the name from.

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@LovableReunion Tell him to sell the fucking team

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I feel like I could just drink Gatorade all day and be a blood farm. #dreamjob

I'm not really good at anything else

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@uscfan981 No

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@HiveleyJef70772 @JWonCATCHING 195 dumb dumb. He's 5'8

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@NoContextHumans Five. Cuz I mean I'm gonna die no matter what but she looks like she could tell me how and when and that would make most of the rest of my days a lot easier

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@theshinecomics @EndWokeness Stabbing people in the chest is totally acceptable behavior. Bringing a knife to an argument is the right thing to do. Stabbing someone in the chest for shoving you is the right thing to do. That what you're saying?

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@IAmEricVincent @JadensIV Yeah if he could learn to shut the fuck up he'd still have fifteen more years of NBA basketball to play, and all the money that comes with it

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@Brett_A_Taylor @BleacherNation They beat us in the playoffs though that time. Won't happen again

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@NoContextHumans The hoop and stick game from a long time ago

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@CoachDanCasey Ughgh

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This is fuckin huge, boys

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@elonmusk I am sure this has worked for you but am not seeing any results for almost everybody else. What's the plan for making life better for the rest of us? Would love to hop on board and have tons of water I've been saving for such a chance.

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@chi79boy @SixPointSports Because he's not going to be in it until at least the all star break? Pay attention.

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@davebfr Who gives a shit? Ben doesn't. You win or you lose and awards shows are for the gossip industry.

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@natysoria @StephenKing Use your context clues.

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@NFLFrascella I'm very concerned that Caleb is bad.

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@RealistMidwest @12_menke @BleacherNation Yeah, he's cheap right now. He plays great defense but can't trust his bat. Give him time to learn. Give your manager too many good players and make him earn his money figuring out how to get them playing time. Look what the dodgers did. And look how well it worked.

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@mtgreenee @brianglenntv You tried to pretend that things had just gotten out of hand and you weren't directly responsible for bringing things to that state. You're a huge part of the reason this country is fucked. Sorry isn't good enough. Wouldn't be even if you meant it.

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