Clayton Parent

Power engineer

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

@engineers_feed Engineering is magic made real

[Michael Gary Scott @TobyHater]

Michael: Is this enough to get 20 people plastered?

Cashier: 15 bottles of vodka? That should do it.

[Clayton Parent @ClayParent95]

@Marissa_Tee_ Hahaha😂 had no clue what that was gonna be

[Chris D'Elia @chrisdelia]

At least when my career dies you can film it and put it on YouTube. https://t.co/GvJ9kf31OO

[Whiskey Riff @WhiskeyRiff]

When I was a kid, you’d sneak a beer from your Dad’s fridge, nowadays kids eat laundry soap to try and get on the internet...

[Chris Kresser @chriskresser]

"We think the way we live now is normal because it's all we know. It may be all our parents and, to a lesser extent, our grandparents knew. Yet, it's not normal. It's far outside the norm of human evolution and history." Pg. 61 – #unconventionalmedicine

[Jacob @Jacob_Parent_]

I'm as bored as a 2x4

[Michael Gary Scott @TobyHater]

Yeah I went hunting once. Shot a deer in the leg. Had to kill it with a shovel. Took about an hour.

[Clayton Parent @ClayParent95]

@BrianPressley @Big_d44 Agreed. In addition to dry vegetation, invasive species that are new to the western states are fueling the wildfires more rapidly than seen in past decades. Wildfires are natural, and when suppressed, vegetation is more readily available. Thus creating an endless supply of fuel

[Clayton Parent @ClayParent95]

@Big_d44 The high increase in wildfires over the past few decades is proven to be related to management practices rather than climate change. Climate change is a more attractive headline though

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Payload will be my midnight cherry Tesla Roadster playing Space Oddity. Destination is Mars orbit. Will be in deep space for a billion years or so if it doesn’t blow up on ascent.

[Clayton Parent @ClayParent95]

Nothing quite compares to cracking a cold one with the day-one boys

[Joe Rogan @joerogan]

Cholesterol and saturated fat are complicated and often misunderstood things. @chriskresser does a great job of providing insight.
https://t.co/TM6lPUn81f

[Whiskey Riff @WhiskeyRiff]

I love a drunk squirrel.

[The Safest Space @TheSafestSpace]

It's almost as if mate preferences have been hardwired by thousands of years of evolution 🙉

[Whiskey Riff @WhiskeyRiff]

You better fucking respect a good dad joke.

[Whiskey Riff @WhiskeyRiff]

I don't put an orange in my beer. Except maybe once in a Blue Moon.

[Ben Shapiro @benshapiro]

Bill Clinton every day now

[Whiskey Riff @WhiskeyRiff]

It’s the people you love, not the money and stuff that makes you rich...