Clay Stallworth

Proud Kansas City Coyote alumnus and current Sarasota Sailfish. Record holder for most pancakes in a single DSFL game and most pancakes in a DSFL season🥞

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That’s crazy because my dog tweeted the same thing after he was neutered

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No sack, I gotta do better than that

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1v4 SnD clutch #BlackOpsColdWar #SmallStreamersConnect #CallofDuty #clutch
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bravo six going dark

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ball is not round. ball is egg

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nice

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@cquigzz How do weebs shit

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how do weebles wobble but not fall down?

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for halloween I am gonna be a pancake chef since I'm not one anymore :(

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if 69 is nice, is 96 mean?

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I think I am going to go get a Ph.D

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Aint nothing but A C thing baby

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I will be shooting my own documentary about my life and my upcoming surgery. It will be in the same vein of “Supersize Me”.

I hope you are all ready for

“Circumcise Me”

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big brawn time

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Always in a hurry bb

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@recharge75 @TheArchstone52 I hope you do

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$$

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I need an accountant

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I am SLACKIN

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Pancake man cooking up pancake plan

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return of the prodigal