Clayton Steinebrunner

Baptist, Barista, Bad alliteration, Batman.

[Clayton Steinebrunner @Clayface112]

What if Trump is just playing 4D chess with us that in an effort to pivot people to cleaner energy sources he causes gas prices to be so high that people resort to buying electric cars.

[Clayton Steinebrunner @Clayface112]

@nikgeneburn .

[Clayton Steinebrunner @Clayface112]

@RinoTheBouncer Love to see a Turok reboot

[Clayton Steinebrunner @Clayface112]

Once again, i end up reusing X during politically tense moments in American history.

[Clayton Steinebrunner @Clayface112]

@ARayWhitlock Would not have guessed Clue, but the rest seem about right.

[Clayton Steinebrunner @Clayface112]

Are you really from The Midwest if you don’t gate-keep cold weather to southerners?

[Clayton Steinebrunner @Clayface112]

I picked the wrong time to re-install twitter.

[Clayton Steinebrunner @Clayface112]

How do I Twitter again?

[Church Curmudgeon @ChrchCurmudgeon]

Remember, Sunday is Benny Hinn day. Everybody get ready to fall back.

[Yo Church So Dumb @yochurchsodumb]

Yo church so Congregational, not even its chess sets have bishops! #YouCantTellMeWhatTheRulesAre

[Clayton Steinebrunner @Clayface112]

@bparker1611 @EatCookOut
Are there any in West Virginia?

[Lloyd Legalist @LloydLegalist]

So glad Jim and Jeff have agreed to make "Associate and Youth Pastor 2."

[I am @MrChurchGuy @RealChurchGuy]

I believe that the number of parody accounts for obscure theologians increases as Bible college students start each year.

[Charles Spurgeon @Spurgeon_]

God has so made man's heart that nothing can ever fill it but God Himself. - Spurgeon

[Clayton Steinebrunner @Clayface112]

#flannelfriday should be every Friday

[eric @ericgiff95]

Mini fridge- 1, @AnthonyNoTweet- 0.

[Clayton Steinebrunner @Clayface112]

One of the easiest and most undesirable things people do on social media, including myself, is complain.

[Fair IC Baptist @fairicbaptist]

Making a cat swallow an iron isn’t nearly as funny as it looks on Tom & Jerry.