Sara :D

Your average Twitter user, just here to watch the world burn

[SexualYeti🔞 @SexualYeti]

"Ugh, only humans wage war on each other"
~Some 14 year old

"Let the seas boil! Let the stars fall!"
~Tortoise after his leaf is eaten by another tortoise over a century ago

[ⱤɆ₳Ⱡ ฿Ɇ₦ @AtRealBen]

real AF 🧩

[Radical Funky Kong Facts #JoybaitJune @funkykongfac]

gas prices so bad you have to carpool in mario kart

[E daí? Lamento. Quer que eu faça o quê? @AQUELECARA]

Todo episódio de Dr. House:

>Paciente chega no hospital

>É uma Prostituta ou um fanático religioso

>Dr. House entra em cena

- Doutor Doutor não sabemos o que fazer ela está sangrando pelos olhos

- Faça os exames seu imbecil

>Ele vai falar com a paciente

- Você é burra vá tomar no cu

- Doutor House eu te odeio me curaaaa

>Os ajudantes voltam pra sala

- Doutor todos os exames deram negativo ela vai morrer em 2 horas se não fizermos nada vai ser game over

- hmmm game over.... Ajudantes, tem um gameboy na bunda dela, isso é o problema

- Doutor house você é um imbecil mas vamos ver se tem mesmo um gameboy na bunda dela

>Encontram um gameboy na bunda dela

- OH MEU DEUS DOUTOR HOUSE VOCÊ ESTAVA CERTO COMO VOCÊ SOUBE???

- Os gameboys lançados em 1997 na edição do Pikachu tinham bateria com base de iodo, que se inseridos na bunda fazem seus olhos sangrarem

>Ajudantes fazem o emote do pepe Poggers na vida real

>Paciente entra na sala curada

- Eu estava errada sobre você

- Vá te fuder sua Vagabunda

>Episódio acaba

[Puuung 퍼엉 @puuung1]

Morning coffee ☕️

[bONGO🪻 @wariocolosseum]

how long is this gif

[໊໊ @juniorkingpp]

Whoever manufactured this display case should use this as their advertisement.

[The Father @Sneegsnag]

Me 4 hours after being caffeinated

[Tuxedo @kevsack]

How do I put an end to cringe attacks bro they’ve been killing me for years

[🌻 Felicity @LoneFelicity]

oh so it’s international hating pancakes day?

[Canta Per Me @MH_Canta]

Sitting in a train rn and I had to bury my face in my jacket to not burst out in laughter and draw any attention to myself bc I was preparing myself for the absolute worst and it still exceeded my expectations 💀

[stormy ⛈ @wysps]

oh happy birthday to this post that went triple platinum and caused them to rewrite the script and delay the movie

[Sara :D @Clayotic_]

@LwaziMBK I didn’t expect it to be THAT diabolical 😭

[bonevoid @bonevoid]

I was not prepared for how accurate this drawing was

[FazFuri 💜✨️ @fazfuri]

Don't tap.

[internet @viralbangers]

@atrupar Donald Trump is mentioned more times in the Epstein files than "Harry" is mentioned in all seven Harry Potter books combined. The New York Times reports about 38,000 mentions across 5,300+ Epstein documents, compared to 18,956 mentions of "Harry" in the entire book series.

[Virality Clips @ViralityClips]

The sketches are taking me out 💀

[duck @ExtremeBlitz__]

the concept that it’s possible epstein gets exposed for faking his death through a fucking fortnite game tracker

[Austine @theereal_one]

fellas, is it gay to perceive oneself?