🎃 Clayton 🎃

America don't read this.

Canada, Hello...

[🎃 Clayton 🎃 @ClaytonStu]

@ADectis @cnnbrk shit the fuck up fucking dork

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@Probgoblin the only thing that can stop a bad forklift operator with a forklift is a good forklift operator with a forklift

[🎃 Clayton 🎃 @ClaytonStu]

@TheHyyyype Ok but who are you marrying?

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@rahcelscorner They can't touch me, I have the running technique of Tom

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@AnnickEcuyer @jqayyye @BasedByAccident At this point Gates not openly calling for racial genocide makes him a commie deep state antifa leftist zealot

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@Hamptonyount Kinda how I feel about the extended LOTR. They definitely tell a better story than the theatrical releases but the added length makes them less enjoyable unless you are in a specific kind of mood

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@NewFlandre @TheeHornyyPoPo An army recruiter lies to you in the high school cafeteria before your shift at little caesars

[🎃 Clayton 🎃 @ClaytonStu]

i guess thank god that lung cancer isn't a federal crime

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@LisaTalmadge @bravenak @HoarseWisperer @LooseCile https://t.co/0NPEJdf0AX

[wint @dril]

"im not owned! im not owned!!", i continue to insist as i slowly shrink and transform into a corn cob

[🎃 Clayton 🎃 @ClaytonStu]

@LisaTalmadge @bravenak @HoarseWisperer @LooseCile Lmao remember when this dumbass quadrupled down on corncobbing being a rape reference. Top 5 twitter moron moment

[wint @dril]

so long suckers! i rev up my motorcylce and create a huge cloud of smoke. when the cloud dissipates im lying completely dead on the pavement

[Olivia Little @OliviaLittle]

my friend sent me a late birthday present i am so tired

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@Rosecrea1953 @davidbadash @SenTedCruz Lol you understand that we're being sarcastic right? We know he understands. We believe he is a disingenuous fuck. He knows the danger of CC, knows he has the money to never worry about it, and knows that he is old enough to never live to see the worst of what he's helped bring.

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@MentalMinx @LeFrostyMac @langho @KMPUNKER @jaynooch @MissOMara It's not what they meant when they talked about Remen either.

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@langho @KMPUNKER @jaynooch @MissOMara Ummm levitation act of 3E 421?

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@BattleNarrative Stoo

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@kilIacourt Who would do that? Just go through an astrology chart and make stuff up? Shameful.