ClayvoglFD

funeral director, cremator, embalmer, semi-medium good golfer, husband, &father, etc.

[ClayvoglFD @ClayvoglF]

@WallStreetMav Ha! Do it Elon

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@chuckhatfield Simmer down now!

[Augie Nash @AugieNash]

#OTD 1925 - Today is the 100th Anniversary of one of the most infamous trades in Cardinals history.

The Cardinals trade Slerd Skidmarks to the Brooklyn Robins for Tobias "Big Glove" Turdknuckle.

If you made it this far, I give you credit for actually reading my posts🐦

[Dustin Grage @GrageDustin]

This new Tim Walz ad goes hard.

[ClayvoglFD @ClayvoglF]

@IvankaNews_

[Mike Netter @nettermike]

A State Department of Fish and Wildlife sends a letter to a home/landowner asking for permission to access a creek on his property to document the decline in a certain species of unheard of frogs.

The property owners' response in the second letter is EPIC.

Letter from Dept. Of Fish & Wildlife:

Dear Landowner:
WDFWR Staff will be conducting surveys for foothill yellow-legged frogs & other amphibians over the next few months. As part of this research we would like to survey the creek on your property. I am writing this letter to request your permission to access your property.

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RESPONSE FROM LANDOWNERS:

Dear Mr. Nemel:

Thank you for your inquiry regarding accessing our property to survey for the yellow-legged frog. We may be able to help you out with this matter.

We have divided our 2.26 acres into 75 equal survey units with a draw tag for each unit. Application fees are only $8.00 per unit after you purchase the "Frog Survey License" ($120.00 resident / $180.00 Non-Resident). You will also need to obtain a "Frog Habitat" parking permit ($10.00 per vehicle).

You will also need an "Invasive Species" stamp ($15.00 for the first vehicle and $5.00 for each add'l vehicle) You will also want to register at the Check Station to have your vehicle inspected for Non-native plant life prior to entering our property. There is also a Day Use fee, $5.00 per vehicle.

If you are successful in the Draw you will be notified two weeks in advance so you can make necessary plans and purchase your "Creek Habitat" stamp. ($18.00 Resident / $140.00 Non-Resident).

Survey units open between 8 am. And 3 PM. But you cannot commence survey until 9 am. And must cease all survey activity by 1 PM.

Survey Gear can only include a net with a 2" diameter made of 100% organic cotton netting with no longer than an 18 in handle, non-weighted and no deeper than 6' from net frame to bottom of net. Handles can only be made of BPA-free plastics or wooden handles.

After 1 PM. You can use a net with a 3" diameter if you purchase the "Frog Net Endorsement" ($75.00 Resident / $250 Non-Resident).

Any frogs captured that are released will need to be released with an approved release device back into the environment unharmed.

As of June 1, we are offering draw tags for our "Premium Survey" units and application is again only $8.00 per application.

However, all fees can be waived if you can verify "Native Indian Tribal rights and status".

You will also need to provide evidence of successful completion of "Frog Surveys" and your "Comprehensive Course on Frog Identification, Safe Handling Practices, and Self-Defense Strategies for Frog Attacks."

This course is offered on-line through an accredited program for a nominal fee of $750.00.

Please let us know if we can be of assistance to you. Otherwise, we decline your access to our property but appreciate your inquiry.

“Let’s Go Brandon!”

Sincerely,
The American Citizens!

[Thomas Welch @twelcher15]

It’s not the “Best Fans in Baseball” losing interest, it’s not the decline of baseball, it’s not weekday games or a lackluster roster

It’s management assuming the most educated baseball fan base is stupid that’s keeping Cardinals fans out of Busch Stadium

[Sophie Cunningham FAN CLUB @SophieC_FanClub]

Sophie for @ring cameras!

Hooper + Beauty + Aura + Marketability

She does it all.

[Sophie Cunningham FAN CLUB @SophieC_FanClub]

WAKE UP AND VOTE!

https://t.co/MTylijUa6H

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Hmm

[ClayvoglFD @ClayvoglF]

@dgoold That's some fancy toilet paper

[Indiana Fever @IndianaFever]

get to know Sophie Cunningham 🍔☀️☕

[ClayvoglFD @ClayvoglF]

@IvankaNews_ 50 pounds in 6 weeks? Was there an amputation involved?

[ClayvoglFD @ClayvoglF]

@IvankaNews_ Is this that chicken from Moana?

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

If Mahomes got hit like this dude woulda gotten the death penalty

[Benny Johnson @bennyjohnson]

Donald Trump Accomplishments *Before* Taking Office:

- Mexico agrees to end migrant caravans
- Canada closes border, ends illegal immigration
- American stock market, Bitcoin hit record highs
- China stock market crash
- Xi Jinping begs for 'peace' with America
- Companies move production back to the U.S.
- Putin agrees to Trump peace deal in Ukraine
- Putin backs selling oil in U.S. dollars
- Putin no longer targets the dollar
- Zelenskyy agrees to peace talks
- EU shifts to buying U.S. gas
- Hamas agrees to end war now
- Ceasefire in Israel and Lebanon
- Illegal aliens are self-deporting across country
- Corrupt Government Bureaucrats retiring en masse
- Government Censorship Regime collapsing
- Democrat lawfare atomized
- Trump at +65% approval rating

We’re heading into the American Golden Era.

[Donald Trump Jr. @DonaldJTrumpJr]

Everyone knew he was going to do it. He was just going to do it when it was if no consequence to democrat electability.

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

America Starting To Think This 'Joe Biden' Guy Might Be A Liar https://t.co/zE7GYr8hL7