Italian Food Gatekeeper

Chase in the ground

[Italian Food Gatekeeper @CleanCatch_]

What a stupid name for a baby

[nikki “cute trash” black @nikkiblackcat]

whelp that’s enough instagram for today

[Italian Food Gatekeeper @CleanCatch_]

Saying “Well if you must know” when someone asks a routine “How are you?”

[Italian Food Gatekeeper @CleanCatch_]

A Sufjan Stevens cover band named Sufjans’ Heathens. I’m serious about this one.

[Italian Food Gatekeeper @CleanCatch_]

@SfvScanner about 40 police cars moving northbound on 101 past van Nuys. Any idea what’s going on?

[Italian Food Gatekeeper @CleanCatch_]

Who in La celebrating Ash Wednesday tomorrow?

[Italian Food Gatekeeper @CleanCatch_]

Edgar Allen Poe would’ve been a Swiftie

[Italian Food Gatekeeper @CleanCatch_]

"Its fucking perfect" bowl cut vine https://t.co/UH4Dthpidj via @YouTube

[doomer @uncledoomer]

i get this after two domestic light beers

[Italian Food Gatekeeper @CleanCatch_]

They put a car in there just to taunt the Paralympians?!

[NBC Olympics & Paralympics @NBCOlympics]

It's the final day of the U.S. Paralympic Swimming Trials!

Watch #ParaTrials24 now on @peacock.

[Italian Food Gatekeeper @CleanCatch_]

Manhattan clam? That’s what I call expensive pussy.

[Italian Food Gatekeeper @CleanCatch_]

This shit at least used to be fun to live tweet …

[Jaime Harrison @harrisonjaime]

What the hell is a “Black job?!”

[Italian Food Gatekeeper @CleanCatch_]

@Hope_Ivers @MayorOfLA What’s going on?! I’m stuck!

[Italian Food Gatekeeper @CleanCatch_]

@Kreeped @EZebroni Trust me, as a former service employee it’s not just one location. Haha.

[Italian Food Gatekeeper @CleanCatch_]

A pedophile with a concussion has a minor headache

[Italian Food Gatekeeper @CleanCatch_]

It’s okay to be gay at work. With majority male coworkers it’s almost socially forced to be gay at work. I don’t make the rules 🤷‍♂️

[Italian Food Gatekeeper @CleanCatch_]

Let me play devils avocado for a moment

[Italian Food Gatekeeper @CleanCatch_]

We all know it’s not anyone’s X anniversary

[Italian Food Gatekeeper @CleanCatch_]

You know what the Italians say … if you want something done right, ciao Bella do it yourself.

[Italian Food Gatekeeper @CleanCatch_]

@lead_sister_ They’re the same band cause I saw them perform together

[Italian Food Gatekeeper @CleanCatch_]

Someone get Dave Ramsey in here

[ɐ͎ʞ͎ć͎ı͎ɹ͎ɐ͎ɯ͎ @leamaric]

This is baffling to me ngl.