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award-winning pro wrestling manager

[Noah Garfinkel @NoahGarfinkel]

Many people will continue struggling to come to terms with the election results, but there’s still a lot you can do:

1) Be irritable at work
2) Withdraw from people who love you/need you
3) Make an impulsive and self destructive major life decision

[straight dingle @lead_sister_]

@JoyceCarolOates an attempted ban on trans athletes would hurt cis women infinitely more than it would help anyone. Cis women who are deemed “too masculine” like the Algerian boxer will be targeted, trans men will be forced to compete against cis women like in the case of Mack Beggs

[straight dingle @lead_sister_]

@JoyceCarolOates a ban on trans people in any level of sports would be 100% not possible, especially in any type of school, the fact that trans people exist right now, and are NOT dominating any sport, is all the research that needs to be done to disprove this collective mania, frankly

[ur hot dad @eikcinek]

i LOVE illegal immigration tf get in here bitch

[straight dingle @lead_sister_]

@BrookeHavok

[Bryan Johnson Blood Boy #37 @bryanbloodboy37]

Me: (breathlessly lurching out of a time machine landed in 2007) we have to stop the host of fear factor from helping the host of the apprentice seize power in 2016!

Literally anyone in 2007: you're kinda fat to be talking to me???

[straight dingle @lead_sister_]

@verysmallracoon imaginary friends

[straight dingle @lead_sister_]

@jessethehett I didn’t know what to do after I pissed in the cup

[lisa @gaykittycorps]

computers love to say "&". they adore it, they can't stop saying it.

[Ben Rosen @ben_rosen]

extremely strong closing message

[🗡 @taliasghul]

the type of discussion the justice league has when batman is not around

[straight dingle @lead_sister_]

@ReyKaijuJG Nice cock

[Robby Slowik @RobbySlowik]

Me texting Kamala back on Wednesday: “OMG sorry JUST saw these. Do you still need thirty dollars?”

[Rick Scott and Scott Rick Stoner/Burner @StonerBrosFTF]

"Draw me the joker please" ok but it's gonna be creepy #rickybedrawing

[straight dingle @lead_sister_]

@StonerBrosFTF this is good shit

[straight dingle @lead_sister_]

I actually can’t come into work today, I have fat ugly little cocksucker disease, no it’s not contagious

[straight dingle @lead_sister_]

@JoyceCarolOates Besides the fact that this is a fake news site, most, if not all, trans women are not George fucking Foreman I mean come on use your brain