Cleanup Hitter

A starting place for your sports handicapping. Focused on MLB, college football, NFL, and CFL. I tend to drift from those topics into other areas of interest.

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A heads-up to any new followers: I really recommend joining me at https://t.co/TuwtxL2p1o instead of here. It's much nicer on Bluesky.

And be warned that I post about sports and gambling as much as anything else. Because I like that stuff.

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@TxAg97 He's yours.

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@unclebarkycom Come on over to Bluesky, Ed. It's time to leave here.

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@Linkes25 @ToddFuhrman Roughriders 1.65 over the Roughriders.

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@OverJimmys @DJJudd Well, look, every few weeks they keep claiming they're boycotting and no longer watching one sport of the other because of something that hurt their feelings. They're rapidly running out of games to follow.

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@chiweethedog Spoiler alert: He's just feeling nostalgic. In his mind he's chanting, "Union of South Africa."

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@EvilMopacATX No, man. You spelled it exactly right.

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@bieffe95 @TheTNHoller Da, comrade. You tell truth for sure big time. And total real all American.

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@TxRangerHistory Valdez still holds several records for "Most Unfortunate First Name."

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@lonestarball As much as I like the guy, the Rangers need to nix the Jurickson Profar talk. He's the baseball equivalent of Nick Foles: He plays really well for one particular team, then much below average for any other club.

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@MJMcKean Well, I mean, in the same way the Peoples Temple was one.

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@nectarsleep My parents ordered a Nectar mattress recently, but after trying it out found it wasn't right for them. I have learned they were able to have the mattress picked up promptly and have already received a full refund.

Very nice to see good customer service. Thanks.

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@ftxclone @farhip OK, cultist.

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@Panther49547104 @Super70sSports The only acceptable answer for baseball fans of a certain age.

He wasn't *a* lefty, he was *THE* lefty.

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@Evan_P_Grant I'll see your Felix Milan and raise you a Bump Wills.

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@OldRowAggies I see aggy is still out there trying to earn an invitation to the Playa Haters' Ball.

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Again I say the #DallasCowboys should never, ever voluntarily wear blue. I’m old enough to remember and suspicious enough to respect how they’re bad luck.

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@Acyn Rep. Beetlejuice up there dropping hints about the last book she read.

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Checkpoints are currently being set up at all major roads entering Texas, with mugshot posters of this man and "Do Not Allow Entry" instructions.

[Ari Wasserman @AriWasserman]

All Tex-Mex food is the same.

The range between bad Mexican food and excellent Mexican food is much, much smaller than you'll find in other cuisines.