Jim “cleats inside” Harbaugh

The cleats stay on. In charge of the Chargers. He/him. Not affiliated with Jim Harbaugh - poop and pee!

[Jim “cleats inside” Harbaugh @CleatsInside]

as a young lad i was never thrilled about a cookie cake. cake always created a mental block, wouldn’t let cookie cake get through to me. but now, as an adult i can control my emotions better, and i can now say i would like to eat cookie cake a couple times a year moving forward

[The Mets Newsletter @metsnewsletter]

LINDOR: Who's that?
SOTO: Eric...I wanna say Wackyman? Can that be right?
LINDOR: Who's that?
SOTO: Zack Short. He's a goner so don't worry about him
LINDOR: Carlos is still here. Interesting
SOTO: Isn't it though?

[Jim “cleats inside” Harbaugh @CleatsInside]

.@Mets I was gearing up to watch Nolan McLean tonight, but now I have to decide between killing myself or watching dog shit Kodai Senga

Thanks!

I’ll be there either way you fucking cucks

[c4rry @c4rrycs]

Oh

[Jim “cleats inside” Harbaugh @CleatsInside]

Brooklyn is not that shitty

[Jim “cleats inside” Harbaugh @CleatsInside]

@AdamSchefter Mike Macdonald doing whatever he can to not see his kid even more

[Jim “cleats inside” Harbaugh @CleatsInside]

@WardyNYM How heavy is that fucking door weaver is opening ?

[4𝓮𝓿𝓪 @Fr_deadass]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Ryan B @Network_Guy8]

Can somebody please translate this?

[Jim “cleats inside” Harbaugh @CleatsInside]

@ImblackI His +/- is 0

[Celina 52 Truck Stop @celinatruckstop]

HELP: We are seeking the pubics assistance locating this man that dispensed a fountain Busch Light without providing ID this morning. When confronted, he threw a $5 bill at our cashier and ran out the door.

Even if your child is doing your beer run for you, it is still required for them to show your ID to an employee. If located, please notify us so we can give him back his $2.00 in change.

[Jim “cleats inside” Harbaugh @CleatsInside]

@HouseDemocrats Why are you retards pretending you don’t do the exact same thing just in a different tone

You’re all horrible fucking people 🤣

[Jim “cleats inside” Harbaugh @CleatsInside]

@Matt79340583847 @_ParadiseParis1 She didn’t axe you!

[Jim “cleats inside” Harbaugh @CleatsInside]

@_ParadiseParis1 I couldn’t agree more! The only way it could get worse is if someone stabbed him at a high school track meet!

[Jim “cleats inside” Harbaugh @CleatsInside]

@HOLLYWOOD_TAYYY @signalaffairs @RepNancyMace I never attend a high school sporting event without my knife! It’s totally normal!

[Jim “cleats inside” Harbaugh @CleatsInside]

@wyalucid Packing my bag for the track meet, am I forgetting anything?

Water bottle
Spikes
Headphones
Electrolyte drink mixes
My fucking knife
Beef jerky

[Jim “cleats inside” Harbaugh @CleatsInside]

@GregCVaughnFord @Liz_Wheeler Bringing a knife to a track meet is part of the athletes equipment! These people just don’t get it.

[𝐆𝐫𝐢𝐦𝐚𝐥𝐝𝐮𝐬 @ImperiumFirst]

Nigga literally made a song called ‘Heil Hіtӏеr’ and went on to have largest concert in history

[Jim “cleats inside” Harbaugh @CleatsInside]

Peace of mind is walking out of Costco before 10am with $400 worth of shit and a loaded up hot dog while the minorities stare! #freedom #mymouthiswritingchecksmyasscantcash