Cory LeBihan

Patently offensive humorist, #sports junkie, #homebrewing , digital pharma marketer, man of the people

[Cory LeBihan @Cleb1573]

I'm just here for WOJ

[Cory LeBihan @Cleb1573]

fuck everyone, Amir Johnson is my dude

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I have strong words for the man who decided to spring-load the lids of blueberry cases

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really on a roasted red pepper kick

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There’s a man in his best cheap goodfellas getup smoking a cigar outside a liquor store at 11:30am on a Thursday. Where’s he at in his life, and how do I get there?

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@chrisrock , @TheRock @KidRock

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Hey @AdamSandler , let’s reshoot all of your @KevinJames movies with @KevinSpacey ? Total tone shift, possible Oscar material. Have your publicist reach out

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@AdamSandler @KevinJames @KevinSpacey Alternatively, I would accept remakes of @KevinSpacey movies with @KevinJames . You can add @DavidSpade or @davidortiz to the casting to sweeten the deal. Lemme know publicist of @AdamSandler

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déjà rêvé

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Worth Tweeting over: The Search for the Next Chess Prodigy https://t.co/og5SLnql4I via @ringer

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THE ANDERSONS ARE GOING TO THE GAME??

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Re: Your latest column @BillSimmons I've been using "Blake Chortles Balls" for bar trivia. who's your ringer staffer that's there too?

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hot pastrami on rye: the undisputed king of sandwiches

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@CrissAngel hey, fuck you

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it still blows my mind that they didn't cast Edinson Cavani to play Gaston in the live action Beauty and the Beast

[Justin Spears @JustinESports]

Boston reporter: "Hello, I'm from the Globe."

Kyrie: "Excuse me?"

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I really can't stand ellipses in all forms...

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I got you Swami. BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK

[Rudy Gobert @rudygobert27]

🌴🗑☘️💩🎷🏆

[Cory LeBihan @Cleb1573]

Trust the process