claire 🧸 🏹

I knew these bitches was slow, I ain't know these bitches senile ~five by five~

[claire 🧸 🏹 @Cleereen]

some people are addicted to coke or alcohol and I'm slowly becoming addicted to motorcycle rides

[claire 🧸 🏹 @Cleereen]

If you tell me a story about someone you know dying from the effects of smoking in the hopes that I will quit, just know I am smoking one in their honor 🚬💋🫠

[claire 🧸 🏹 @Cleereen]

Sugar Ray fucks

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

absolutely cinema

[TYLENOL® @tylenol]

@Jen_in_TX We actually don't recommend using any of our products while pregnant. Thank you for taking the time to voice your concerns today.

[Nicki Minaj @NICKIMINAJ]

Good afternoon to the Barbz & the Barbz only. And Judge Judy.

[claire 🧸 🏹 @Cleereen]

Crying rn because my car is officially dead 😭😭😭😭 I’m gonna miss you so much Nancy the Nissan ❤️😘😭

[claire 🧸 🏹 @Cleereen]

@hulu DO NOT TAKE BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER OFF OF STREAMING ITS AN OG CLASSIC!!!!!

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

They're still not listening.

[claire 🧸 🏹 @Cleereen]

Please stop making cakes that look like cat litter, i just don’t understand why people would eat something that looks like literal shit and piss from a fucking cat

[claire 🧸 🏹 @Cleereen]

This is why my best friend is fucking amazing. She knew I had a not so great birthday and surprised me with this goodie bag last night. 🥺🥺
I am so fortunate and blessed to have @hotmesssxpresss as a best friend of over 20 years. I love you.

[claire 🧸 🏹 @Cleereen]

this past week:

[claire 🧸 🏹 @Cleereen]

How does my bf take more time shopping than I do??
He literally wears blue jeans and a black t shirt every single day

[claire 🧸 🏹 @Cleereen]

Jesus hates pussies

[claire 🧸 🏹 @Cleereen]

Disappointed that I didn’t see any “it’s gonna be May” memes yesterday 😭😭

[MonolithicFilm @MonolithicFilm]

@historyinmemes At some point we will all realize that everything after 2007/2008 is worse because of smart phones

[claire 🧸 🏹 @Cleereen]

@babystorme_ Nicki probably doesn’t even know who tf you are 😭😭

[claire 🧸 🏹 @Cleereen]

Why did it take me this long to listen to all of Nicki’s mix tapes?!?
FIRE 🔥🔥

[𝕯𝖎𝖑𝖉𝖔 𝕭𝖆𝖌𝖌𝖎𝖓𝖘 @EmmaTolkin]

They’re endgame to me

[claire 🧸 🏹 @Cleereen]

Love my hometown 💕

[Pookie @PookiesParadise]

bro was really the original stream sniper 😭

[shark memes @SharkMemess]

perfect location for a chili’s