⭐️ mo ⭐️

cantankerous

[Caroline Renard @carolinerenard_]

The literacy crisis is hurting funny bitches the most on social media! We can’t make jokes cause nobody knows how to read! Everyone is so literal that when a funny bitch is being hyperbolic or sarcastic, here comes the non reading crowd. Like a girl can’t make jokes no more!

[g @34rths]

Some of the music I listen to is straight up bad. This is my truth sorry

[m @msnetik]

forget chatgpt I’m asking her

[ＷＥＴ ＡＲＭＡＤＩＬＬＯ @BauceSauce]

police pulled me over because flock cameras caught me running around town with a swag too different

[Headquarters @HQNewsNow]

He has harsher words for Dr. Fauci than his fellow Republican Congressman who allegedly abused his daughter

[Charlie Ledger @CharlieLedgerX]

Nobody is doing it like me because this is probably not the right way to do it

[Praetorian Pek @PekJorkins]

I guess society at large has simply decided sex crimes are no big deal. Like shoplifting a candy bar

[gabriel @prispourunange]

trying to date will actually make you sympathize with carrie bradshaw

[Keeks 🦋 @DietCoke_Esq]

Afroman has shown me that I am not hating enough

[𝐵𝑎𝑏𝑦 𝐾 ❤︎ ⋆ ݁ ⸌̑⸍͂ @misskerrington]

i had an #amazin fuckin weekend. im so gr8tful 2 b sxy, young, + havin fun

[archive dilfs @archivedilfs]

happy birthday to this diva

[Fallon @filthtofilth]

"can you lock tf in" babes i have adhd i am locked tf out with the keys inside

[mousey ᘛ⁠⁐̤⁠ᕐ⁠ᐷ @HIBlSCUS]

life fucking sucks. one day you have tiramisu and then most other days you don’t. I hate that

[⭐️ mo ⭐️ @Da_Merritt]

@ohmalia Boone benson

[𓊓 @social_actavis]

being a zillennial is great because i’m not cheugy or brainrotted. in fact im nothing at all