Louise martin

[Louise martin @Cleo654patra]

A man and woman were arguing the woman shouted " you forgot my birthday" the man replied, every month you tell me to forget what you said ok

[Louise martin @Cleo654patra]

Hope it works this time lol http://t.co/3c3CihvIIA

[Louise martin @Cleo654patra]

http://t.co/ZrAg1W0vk1 Goin' Down

[Louise martin @Cleo654patra]

@JohnBishop100 called batman lol

[Louise martin @Cleo654patra]

Cleaning and washing.. Oh the joys!!

[Louise martin @Cleo654patra]

Is having a relaxing night tonight. X x

[Louise martin @Cleo654patra]

Dogs smelling each others bums to say hello it would be like. Smell the bum saying " hello, oh sorry wrong person. Honest mistake"

[Louise martin @Cleo654patra]

@wright08031976 your a great friend too. X x

[Louise martin @Cleo654patra]

Me and my sister in law. X

[Louise martin @Cleo654patra]

@bumblesixteen hi stephen long time. How are you and life going.

[Louise martin @Cleo654patra]

@JohnBishop100. I just wanted to say I think you are a great comedian. Do you really think your spartacus :D.

[Louise martin @Cleo654patra]

The thing with queuing if there is a long queue do you find you change your mind about what you want to buy and put it back??? I do all time

[Louise martin @Cleo654patra]

If ever comes a day we part remember that I spent my life with you because I loved you and we could build memories.

[Louise martin @Cleo654patra]

Feeling shocked that finding We are allegedly from monkeys WELL Oh sod it I'm gonna swing to work from baranches see how that goes. LATE!!!

[Louise martin @Cleo654patra]

Good morning all, hope your all well. Xx

[Louise martin @Cleo654patra]

One way to get out of a fight, just make a loud mumbling noise walking up, then past them, down the street ahead. First corner #leggit

[Louise martin @Cleo654patra]

@SoVeryBritish. Why do we look a buildings and say " look at the state of it " but weren't we the ones that built it....

[Louise martin @Cleo654patra]

Is still up thinking this time I'm going to get the birds up first. Wait till 5am, open my window, head out ...... Aaaarrgghh. Gotcha!!

[Louise martin @Cleo654patra]

@OfficialFOXES. That save from kasper schmeical was amazing. Kasper is a good goalkeeper.

[Louise martin @Cleo654patra]

@AlanCarr. I went to the doctors for an injection she said " you will feel a little prick " I said I'm used to that reminds me of my husband