Cleophas Kimanga

Jack of all trades and a master of none | Technology | Politics | Finance | Construction | Health | Education | You name it | Forex and religion are both scams.

[Cleophas Kimanga @CleoKimanga]

@MisterAlbie Kikuyus, who hurt you?

[Cleophas Kimanga @CleoKimanga]

@Maryian96 Is this the same brain you use to cross the road?

Anyway, for a pretty girl with such a daft brain, your private parts must be suffering.

[Cleophas Kimanga @CleoKimanga]

@TaweMovement1 This useless propaganda will not help the disorganised opposition win an election. That is why Dr. Ruto always says hamna akili.

[Cleophas Kimanga @CleoKimanga]

@Onorpik @gabukaratu ...a possibility that the design was proper but due to corruption and kickbacks, the contractor did take shortcuts to make savings.

Also, the contractor could have been plain incompetent.

Whatever the case, there should be a system of making people accountable.

[Cleophas Kimanga @CleoKimanga]

@Onorpik @gabukaratu It could either be poor design or poor workmanship.

A contractor prices for and builds what has been designed and specified. There is a possibility that due to inadequate budgets, the engineer stretched the design to accommodate a predetermined distance.

But there is also......

[Cleophas Kimanga @CleoKimanga]

@HistoryKE @geraldbitok @NDIMBO_KE Thats anti government propaganda. If you were not very lazy, you would use your cheap android phone to do the search yourself.

[Cleophas Kimanga @CleoKimanga]

@WaruhiuFranklin Kikuyu Tiktokers.
You think it is only the Kikuyu tribe that can mobilise?
I hope Dr. Ruto creates a system that will ensure no Kikuyu will come close to presidency for the next 5 decades.

[Cleophas Kimanga @CleoKimanga]

@MakauWaMuli Stop these sensational claims. We already have an SGR from Mombasa that has not killed any towns.

There is enough business for everyone.

[Cleophas Kimanga @CleoKimanga]

@lindahoguttu @ntsa_kenya What would be the defence in the appeal? Like I was speeding since I was rushing my grandmother to hospital?

[Cleophas Kimanga @CleoKimanga]

@Mshomolozi Rubbish propaganda post.

Bridges are built where roads exist. This seems to be a scheme to make @WilliamsRuto look bad. But there's obviously no road there. Just a fallen tree in people's farms.

There's definitely a bridge a few metres downstream where a road exists.

MORON

[Cleophas Kimanga @CleoKimanga]

@J_BrianKiplimo @DavidNdii Is it that you don't know about #ChatGPT (or the more than a million other AI tools) or you are just too lazy or you wanted an answer validated by Dr. Ndii?

It is 2026 ndugu.

[Cleophas Kimanga @CleoKimanga]

@JobMwaura https://t.co/Q2WKZq1lb1

[Cleophas Kimanga @CleoKimanga]

So much for a Ph.D. holder who calls himself a 'digital scholar' and 'researcher' who also has interests in 'AI Ethics'.

You are shaming the entire academia, institutions that were gracious enough to school you, your family and everyone who was looking up to you.

SHAME ON YOU.

[Cleophas Kimanga @CleoKimanga]

So much for a Ph.D. holder who calls himself a 'digital scholar' and 'researcher' who also has interests in 'AI Ethics'.

You are shaming the entire academia, institutions that were gracious enough to school you, your family and everyone who was looking up to you.

SHAME ON YOU.

[𝘑𝘰𝘣 𝘔𝘸𝘢𝘶𝘳𝘢, 𝘗𝘩.𝘋. @JobMwaura]

Pale kwa tunnel ya Haile Selassie 😂😂 . Nairobi must work 🤭

[Martin Tairo Maseghe @mmtairo]

It looks like someone has encroached on the road reserve in Rongai.

[Cleophas Kimanga @CleoKimanga]

Be careful what you wish for, especially for #ValentinesDay.

[Cleophas Kimanga @CleoKimanga]

@generali_osumo We are becoming a 'loving stock' 😆😆

[Cleophas Kimanga @CleoKimanga]

Prof. Alfred Omenya did a really shitty job here.

He should quit architecture and put more focus in his current career of running around TV studios in the morning, taking free coffee while attacking President Ruto.

@AOmenya @WilliamsRuto

[Kenyans.co.ke @Kenyans]

A view of the new dining hall at Alliance High School in Kiambu that can seat 2,400 learners

[Cleophas Kimanga @CleoKimanga]

@OmwamiScovi @KaberiaCommoner Filthy mouth.

Has no clue about mobilisation. He usually finds crowds already mobilised.

He will not win any seat in 2027. Take that to the bank.

[Cleophas Kimanga @CleoKimanga]

@MMogunde @Disembe @WilliamsRuto The position was AUC Chairman, not AU Secretary General.

Also, it is important to note that Baba won the first round despite eventually losing after regional and geopolitical alliances.

Dr. Ruto did his job and delivered for Baba. He will win a 2nd term at 8AM in the morning.

[Cleophas Kimanga @CleoKimanga]

@ray_omollo @JaneFKyalo I'm just wondering if something could have been done to omit that forest of columns within the spaces.

The architect and engineer, both Alliance alumni, were lazy.