ClevelandGod

Governable yet unguardable🗿

[ClevelandGod @ClevelandGod]

14 miles trekked
9,300 foot peak
3 broken toes
1 bad sunburn
1 tiny Frostbite
1 Himalayan mountain climbed

[ClevelandGod @ClevelandGod]

I saw a 1 of 500 Bugatti at a small fishing pond passing through a town of maybe 200 people on my way to Windischeschenbach last month. Worst car you might see is a Range Rover SUV or high level BMW 4 door. Its actually outrageous in the boonies of Bavaria

[wally b kleeposting @kleeposting]

Is German the only country whose rich and famous live in the countryside? In the US everyone important is in LA or NYC but German celebs live in Bad-Buxtehurenson and Neu-Schwenglingshausen (Population: 274)

[ClevelandGod @ClevelandGod]

Randy Johnson had how many strikeouts in 11 games???

[Just Baseball @JustBB_Media]

Kyle Harrison is having one of the best starts with a franchise by any pitcher EVER 🤯

[ClevelandGod @ClevelandGod]

Its feeling like an mlb takedown tonight

[ClevelandGod @ClevelandGod]

My neighbor stole my fucking trashcan on my ring doorbell 🤣🤣🤣

[ClevelandGod @ClevelandGod]

I think I am the GOAT of this

[hope hopes hoping @hopes_revenge]

inventing the concept of a “reverse vacation” where you go somewhere worst than where you live to lock in .

[ClevelandGod @ClevelandGod]

Typical Alabama football thug. Nick Saban is not a leader of men.

[Ian Rapoport @RapSheet]

#Packers star RB Josh Jacobs has turned himself in to Hobart/Lawrence PD.

[ClevelandGod @ClevelandGod]

The kiss of death

[Trent Attyah @BookitWithTrent]

I am nuking Cavs ML.

Legit no planet that exists where they get swept.

[ClevelandGod @ClevelandGod]

Boys trip to Baku anyone?

[f 🇵🇸 @AFrazzledScot]

Do you understand the aura and skill it takes to order in French, in Paris, and have the waiter not immediately revert to English?

This is like when Ronaldinho had the Bernabeu on its feet applauding him.

Truly the greatest to ever do it.

[ClevelandGod @ClevelandGod]

Like this if you need an MLB winner tonight👀

[SportsNet Pittsburgh @SNPittsburgh]

Manifesting this kind of love in 2026 😭❤️

[ClevelandGod @ClevelandGod]

@GoatVital @SFGiants https://t.co/JajpLB732i

[ClevelandGod @ClevelandGod]

Jalen Brunson is an Israeli asset

[ClevelandGod @ClevelandGod]

Haven't had internet for 2 weeks, just got my box replaced and it throttles me to 1 up and 1 down this is actually hilarious how dirty they just did me

[ClevelandGod @ClevelandGod]

A ticket is cheaper than a date night in Cleveland🤣 what a fan base

[TickPick @TickPick]

RECORD: Game 7 of the Conference Semifinals in Detroit is the most expensive Pistons game on record.

Current get-in price: $189

[ClevelandGod @ClevelandGod]

Just saw that Nate Diaz pooped himself and I cant say WTF enough....

[ClevelandGod @ClevelandGod]

I was at a Guardians game 2 years ago w friends and this girl who was invited started showing us her IG messages. She was maybe 5'1 and 220. A real HOG.... and she had 3 guys starting in her messages asking how they could fuck her...2 married/engaged she was a HOG I quit man

[#ReclaimD1 @ReclaimD1]

Modern woman goes on a first date with pirates pitcher Chris Devenski and tells all after he attempted to persuade her to go back to his place. Thoughts ⁉️👑

[ClevelandGod @ClevelandGod]

Yea man the casual calfserlock sub...maybe I will watch the netflix card instead...

[ClevelandGod @ClevelandGod]

Mokaev isnt fighting on the Rousey card??? I wont be watching.

[ClevelandGod @ClevelandGod]

@haleysushi @BenAxelrod Ive seen her at like 5 games this year and on the street. She wore it to the guards game before game 4 sitting front row right next to me