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[☆ ‧dreamboy·˟͙‧̩̥l @LilNasX]

y’all mind if i enter my christian era ?

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@vidsthatgohard Performance reviews for politicians seems like a solid idea though.

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@Ryan_Daigler This was my childhood, untangling it with my identity has been a wild ride.

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@DavidBegnaud

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@Hunt_Saenz @wsoctv This is a joke right? ...right?

[tom ッ @tom_antok]

No software. No bugs. No problems.

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@cuteedogsclub @catshouldnt No, they adopt you.

[Nate Postlethwait @nate_postlethwt]

After abuse, we end up asking so little from life. We get stuck in those memories, & see ourselves as a burden for not adapting better. We shrink our requests for change, pleasure, hope-yet we’ve already paid for someone else’s actions. Please go live. Ask for more. Be free.

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@Dbwagner104 Do they also absorb the interwebs by laying on keyboards?

[Chris Bakke @ChrisJBakke]

Navigating "corporate speak" isn't easy.

Here's a helpful guide I put together:

"Let me check with my team" = No

"Possibly" = No

"On my roadmap" = Not happening

"This will be done in Q4" = This will be done in Q2 next year

"Disagree and commit" = I hate you

"Per my last email" = Try reading, for once in your life

"Challenging landscape" = We're going out of business, quickly

"Digital transformation" = We're going out of business, slowly

"Let's circle back" = We'll never speak of this again

"Take it offline" = We'll never speak of this again

"30,000 foot view" = I don't know what I'm saying

"Low hanging fruit" = Easy promotion

"Open up the kimono" = HR violation

"We use AI" = We don't use AI

"We use machine learning" = We don't use machine learning

"All hands on deck" = Let's actually try for once, please

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@ask_aubry 5 years and he hasn't introduced her to his friends? What?

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@WalshFreedom You're mad they're supporting the... Resistance? It's like you don't even hear yourself.

[Native Red Cloud🪶Maȟpíya Lúta~Hińhan Wakangli⚡️🦉 @Native3rd]

“Spending time in nature can help relieve stress and anxiety, improve your mood, and boost feelings of happiness and wellbeing.

Whatever you call it – forest bathing, ecotherapy, mindfulness in nature, green time or the wilderness cure -- humans evolved in the great outdoors, and your brain benefits from a journey back to nature.”

~ A.H.A

[Catalin @catalinmpit]

At the beginning of your career, you only want to code code code code.

Then, the more you code, the more you dream of that farm.

[Dr. Thema @drthema]

Give yourself sacred pause.

You’re worthy of unhurried spaces.

Choose people and places with whom clocks lose their power.

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@KevinNaughtonJr Someone else watching 90% of the time makes the problem stop happening. True facts based on data somewhere.

[Tim Ferriss @tferriss]

“I used to resent obstacles along the path, thinking, ‘If only that hadn’t happened, life would be so good.’ Then I suddenly realized, life *is* the obstacles. There is no underlying path.” — Janna Levin

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@RonFilipkowski Wait... why do I agree with him?

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@Autistic_Lia So they go to church?