Theo Garcia

No fat chicks, no weird bitches

[Theo Garcia @CliffUncensored]

No plane ever hit the pentagon

[Theo Garcia @CliffUncensored]

@Rainmaker1973 I don’t want balanced absorption. I want my morning coffee to punch me in the face like prime Holyfield

[AllAboutTheYou @imkiddingrelax1]

@barstoolsports 7.5? Just say you were intimidated by the owner being there. That's a 6.8 in the good ol days.

[Theo Garcia @CliffUncensored]

Dave’s going soft. 7.5?? Get real. No undercarriage, too much flop. I dont know Dave, stick to your guns

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Barstool Pizza Review - Cibo Matto Caffe (Mansfield, MA)

[Theo Garcia @CliffUncensored]

I think @OWeinman1 would have something to say about this

[Brandon Luu, MD @BrandonLuuMD]

I’m convinced most of the wine industry is placebo.

People rate the same wine as more pleasant when they think it is more expensive.

The higher the perceived price, the more activity increased in a brain region linked to experienced pleasure.

[Theo Garcia @CliffUncensored]

@magic_mahomes @11point7 What are your super regionals picks?? Clearly you’re a shark

[Theo Garcia @CliffUncensored]

Sniper! Good picks

[AZ Chiefs Kingdom Jeff ❤️💛 @magic_mahomes]

@11point7 St John’s
Little Rock

Over the last 2.

[Theo Garcia @CliffUncensored]

@11point7 Vcu bad take. Just a tough region. They’re lucky to win a game. Northeastern good take, also tough region though

[Theo Garcia @CliffUncensored]

@JohnnyDramaChas

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

A study at Northumbria University found that this type of dancing is what females find the most attractive.

[Theo Garcia @CliffUncensored]

Scanning for Packy

[11Point7 College Baseball @11point7]

Rivalries baby

[Torontonian @YYZ2YGK]

@RdRoth @LeadingReport They definitely need some help as well. PLEASE HANTAVIRUS, PROTECT SHAREHOLDER VALUE!

[Torontonian @YYZ2YGK]

@LeadingReport I BET they are!

[Theo Garcia @CliffUncensored]

@unusual_whales

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

BREAKING: World Health Organization: "This is not Coronavirus. This is a very different virus… this is not the start of a COVID pandemic."

[Theo Garcia @CliffUncensored]

Hantavirus?? Right on schedule. Democrats need to update their playbook

[Theo Garcia @CliffUncensored]

@MakisMedicine @DrTedros @WHO As a seemingly healthy person, should I still take ivermectin (similar to me often taking vitamin D and C)
I’ve never heard of quercetin, and I already have a high zinc diet

[Theo Garcia @CliffUncensored]

@GoCamelsBSB What happened to Joe?!!! And when? Huge blow for the camels. He’s an absolute monster

[Theo Garcia @CliffUncensored]

Investigate the left fielder

[11Point7 College Baseball @11point7]

UCLA HAS COMPLETED THE 10-2 COMEBACK.

BRUINS LEAD.

[Theo Garcia @CliffUncensored]

@11point7 This video made me not want to root for Kansas ever. #Dbags

[RT @RT_com]

Trump on soldier who allegedly made BETS with Maduro capture insider info:

'Was he betting that they would get him or wouldn’t get him?'

REPORTER: 'He was betting on his removal from office'

TRUMP: 'That’s like Pete Rose betting on his own team'