Cliff Clavin

Postal Worker, Beer Lover, Trivia Guru. If I don't know the answer, I'll make it up. If I can't make it up, I'll retweet someone who can.

[Cliff Clavin @Cliff_Clavin_]

Judging by the events during this political season, I think I should take this opportunity to separate myself from the actor who plays me.

[Cliff Clavin @Cliff_Clavin_]

Before 1922, baseball fans were expected to return foul/home run balls to the team. Then an 11 year old refused and the boy spent a night in jail until the judge said, “Such an act on the part of a boy is merely proof that he is following his most natural impulses.”

Thanks, kid.

[Cliff Clavin @Cliff_Clavin_]

Every time an MLB game plays "Day-O" over the speakers, Harry Belafonte's estate gets $1.47. The following descending "Daaay-O" bumps it to $3.62, which is why most ball parks skip the second part.

[Ken Jennings @KenJennings]

I know there’s a lot going on in the world but at least once a day, we should be thinking about how the valet who borrows Ferris Bueller’s car was also the original drummer in Sonic Youth.

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

With all due respect to Karl Malone, I still consider this guy “The Mailman.”

[Alanna Coca @AlannaCoca]

@Zoe_Archer I am reminded of Cliff Clavin's take: https://t.co/ZOpPC9mHUK

[Cliff Clavin @Cliff_Clavin_]

William "Buck" Showalter, current manager of the Mets, got his nickname "Buck" because he like to walk around buck naked.
Also, according to his wife, Walter is what he named his dingaling, in which a naked "Buck, Show Walter" makes complete sense.

[Cliff Clavin @Cliff_Clavin_]

More people should know that Dusty Baker literally invented the high five when he slapped Glenn Burke's outstretched hand in 1977

[꧁ .and he joked again. ꧂ @AndyJokedAgain]

I'm obsessed with all statistics, but the one I just saw really hit home. Apparently, 99.7% of my tweets are complete bullshit.

[T.J. Chambers @tjchambersLA]

@xtine_rose Fun fact those aren’t even foam fingers, that’s just how our hands swell from the sodium in pre-game hot dogs

[Fred Delicious 🍆 @Fred_Delicious]

science defines a baby as "a small smooth poopy man, no taller than a lamp"

[Jason Green - PGH Oklahoma Scout @JasonGreenBball]

If every person in the world (about 8 billion) faced off in a one-on-one basketball tournament, it would only take the champion 33 games to win the title of greatest in the world! #TheMoreYouKnow

[Chris Cotillo @ChrisCotillo]

The Red Sox are in their second consecutive series against a team that plays in a stadium named after a juice box and employs cheerleaders during games. This is why you follow me.

[Cliff Clavin @Cliff_Clavin_]

@ballen_out @DieInTheGulch @tigersgoroooar I put a follow button on my twitter page for ya, buddy.

[Cliff Clavin @Cliff_Clavin_]

The Kmart corporation never recovered from the line, "Kmart sucks." from the 1988 movie Rainman

[Cliff Clavin @Cliff_Clavin_]

In 2007, farmers in Florida placed mats made of human hair at the base of coconut trees. Beetles got tangled in the hair, saving $45,000 on pesticides on about 1 million plants.

[Cliff Clavin @Cliff_Clavin_]

You get used to it.

[ChadLindberg @ChadLindberg]

Everyone on Twitter is a goddamn expert on everything.

[K👁️L @kwischer59]

Little known fact, as a physical therapist you are legally required to say "lotion is motion" at least once a day or you lose your license