Clint Schwalen 🌈 (he/him)

Weekly analysis and commentary of all of space and time.

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@StLouisMeg @CleanMyTech I see what you did there. Well played.

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@nickarroll Nooooooooooo. You are perfect, as is!

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@GailSimone @GailSimone , you know it's the Question. Come on. 🤣

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@carolinaaron @GailSimone Legit came here to ask this question.

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@EasterChimp @GailSimone This. This is the correct answer.

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@GailSimone @RealLyndaCarter Girl, I would be DRIVING. THAT. VAN!

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@Matt_Pinner Virginia Rose and Dartha Nell (which she changed to Dorothy)

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@GailSimone Have they recast Doctor Who?

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@GailSimone This is some epic troll shit and probably my favorite @GailSimone post of all time. Exactly the laugh I needed tonight! 🤣❤️

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@ManningOfficial Happy birthday! 🎂💛🎇🎉🪅🎈Thank you for another year of your infectious smile and positivity!

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@Vincent_Ledvina Mine is already ordered and on its way!

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@Vincent_Ledvina 🙋🏼‍♂️

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@GailSimone The Super-Pets movie was legit hilarious. I laughed so f'ing hard at Natasha Lyonne as the foul-mouthed turtle. The movie is FILLED with subtle jokes for adults and observant viewers! Every news report caption is comedy gold. Lovingly skewers the DC mythos.

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@lspjkl Reporting for duty, sir! 🫡

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@Vincent_Ledvina Congratulations! Thanks for being such a fascinating educator!

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@historyinmemes Did they mean to explode the Twitter logo or did the Cybertruck just blow up?

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@TasminArcher This is the BEST news! Thank you for sharing your talents with us, once again! Congratulations on your new album. I hope Friday is as exciting for you as it will be for us!

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@bibicosplays Also, have you seen ONE OF THEM DAYS, with Keke Palmer and SZA? If I had three magic wishes, I'd trade one of them for a Wonder Woman movie with Aziza Banks (Berniece, the bully from ONE OF THEM DAYS) as the title character. There's no reason Diana can't be Black!

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@bibicosplays This is stunning! Such great work! THANK YOU for reminding everyone that qualities like beauty, power, and grace belong to all women willing to embrace them. I am so proud of you. May the glory of Gaea be with you!

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@stockpiledclay This just made me laugh way too loudly in a very quiet room. 🤣